Samphex

(n) A colloquialism for an exceptionally unintelligent human being. Tends to try to be deep and thoughtful, but usually ends up sounding like an idiot. Can be found lurking and trolling forums.

"When I first heard that the Samphex was coming, I knew I had to brace for a low quality conversation--"

"HAI GUISE"

by Plokachu March 26, 2009

samphearleak

1. Stupid Asian Man
2. A faggot
3. Someone who thinks they are good in so many things but suck in all categories where they think they are good

That fool is acting like a samphearleak

by Aspen September 18, 2004

samphearleak

a type of species that is extremely handsome and confident in all abilities known to man (also called sam for short, which stands for sexy asian man)

Mate, look at that there samphearleak, ain't that a beauty.

by Sam September 17, 2004