(n) A colloquialism for an exceptionally unintelligent human being. Tends to try to be deep and thoughtful, but usually ends up sounding like an idiot. Can be found lurking and trolling forums.
"When I first heard that the Samphex was coming, I knew I had to brace for a low quality conversation--"

"HAI GUISE"
by Plokachu March 26, 2009
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