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by igotsthesars March 26, 2009
Get the shaft shakermug. Much like a Con Artist but a professional at Shafting instead of Conning. If you need to know more about shafting, refer to shaft.
Camilo: Bro Alex I don't understand Mike man. He invites me out and then he shafts me!
Alex: Bro man wtf, Mike is a fucking shaft artist!
Alex: Bro man wtf, Mike is a fucking shaft artist!
by Your boy Alessandro January 14, 2009
Get the Shaft Artistmug. by Delta dog November 1, 2013
Get the gord shaftmug. Jason looking at the work schedule realizes he has to work during the Superbowl - Jason: Damn it! Doug: What? Jason: I just got the Superbowl Shaft. Doug: Haha. Sucks to be you! I'm going to call you on break completley trashed!
Kat looked at the schedule and noticed she was working from 5-10:30 on a Sunday and thought nothing of it. Three nights later it dawned on her - Kat: Fucking-A! I just took the Superbowl Shaft right up the ass.
Kat looked at the schedule and noticed she was working from 5-10:30 on a Sunday and thought nothing of it. Three nights later it dawned on her - Kat: Fucking-A! I just took the Superbowl Shaft right up the ass.
by TakJackson January 31, 2010
Get the Superbowl Shaftmug. An unfortunate event in which youre forced to perform a tuck (see definition) when with a hott chick, and the shaft of your dick rubs against your waistline with every step you take, causing an uncomfortable build up of friction
by kyleshaffer21 August 18, 2008
Get the shaft chafemug. by DXF May 29, 2009
Get the Crank Shaftmug.