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justin smelling alexa 

Some horny teenage boy who has a ear fetish. He has a nostril cycle that happens over the course of the year similar to the menstrual cycle. He has an obsession with smelling a girl by the name of Alexa in her left ear. Many realistic jokes are made about Justin smelling Alexa, which he is in denial about.
Person 1: Hey Dude did you see Justin smelling Alexa?
Person 2: Yeah! He put his nose all the way in!

Butt shelling

Noun. Farmers slang. It's when an ear of corn gets pulled through the stripper plates of a combine and it curls the corn pop off.
How do you reduce Butt shelling? First I need to know what it is. It's when an ear of corn gets pulled through the stripper plates of a combine and it curls the corn pop off. In order to reduce it you need better rollers for your cornhead.
Butt shelling by B-rizzle October 8, 2019

sellin weight 

Slang for selling cocaine by the kilo.
I made a buch of money down south sellin weight.
sellin weight by Beasto April 2, 2008
The act of selfsucking, autofellatio
Hey did you see that guy selfing online tonite?
Selfing by able2selfsuck December 28, 2005

jack skellington 

Brilliant main character of my FAVORITE film..."Nightmare Before Christmas". The Pumpkin King and the Hottest Guy who's ever ceased to exist.
If Jack Skellington was human, I'd marry him in a heartbeat!
jack skellington by Andi February 10, 2005

smelling your own shit 

When you go back and re-look over something you created for the glory and pride you feel in the product that you created.
What you up to dog?

Nothin man. I was looking at emails and then started re-reading what I emailed, past conversations I had.

Stop smelling your own shit, man. Do something productive like READ or GO OUTSIDE