Selective Ignorance

Claiming to not know about a subject in order to avoid a task or questions on said subject.

"Eli, get in here and do your math homework!"
"Dad, I don't know how to do subtraction with regrouping."
"Oh yes you do. Don't play the selective ignorance card with me."

by Big Mo 61 August 2, 2012

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selective crohn's

when a person claims to have crohn's disease ( an inflammation of the bowel causing sudden and frequent bathroom breaks) uses that ailment selectively to benefit him/her when it is convenient to have such an ailment to exit certain social situations.

Hey, have you noticed that when she is bored at a party she has sudden selective crohn's and uses that as an excuse to leave?

by lezbaterian December 27, 2011

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Natural-Selection

A bridge that enables people to fondel Fam and other EC members..

Omg I got in Fam's pance! Thank you NS!!! (Duff is gay) ;P

by TEH DUCKZ0r February 12, 2003

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slexting

Sleeping while texting.

Girl sleeping, suddenly got a text message:

Girl texting: Im still sleeping. Call you in morning.

Friend: Oooh. Slexting, huh.

by littlebabydoll15 October 16, 2011

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Sletting

We're some one sticks ones toe up his or her partners nose during sexual intercourse.

"Oh yes baby! I'm ready for some sletting now."

"I heard Joe and Tammy were sletting last night"

by Blood Default November 26, 2011

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selective multiplayer

Selective Multiplayer is a term used to describe a MMO game that lest you choose between different levels of involvement in the online games playerbase.

(1)With Selective Multiplayer you may only want to play with people on your friends list in the game. Or you may want to play with friends or friends, or you may want to play with everyone in the game.

(2)Minecraft's selective multiplayer is server based. It has a Single Player mode, a "white list server" mode(invitees only), and an "Open Server" mode(anyone).

by Harvard Dictionary September 17, 2013

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