Towel scrubbing

The act of using half a hollowed out cucumber as a dick sheath and the other half as an anal dildo while motioning as if drying your taint with a towel.

All this towel scrubbing has used up all my cucumbers

by Cucumber sheath June 11, 2018

jeremy scoutington

I am the scout here

Birds fly, grass grows, sun shines, and brudda, I hurt people

Jeremy Scoutington

by Bruh Uno momento November 18, 2021

Boy Scouting

The act of trying to get more random patches on your uniform than everyone else.

Tom: Did you see how many patches Luke has on his uniform?

Will: He's totally Boy Scouting

by TheFlyingScotsman June 27, 2022

Boy scouting

When a woman looks at another woman the way men look at women lustfully.

That girl over there is boy scouting you so hard right now Becky.

by Garina Mooch October 2, 2022

Pig scrubbing

Masturbating a guy with smegma, dick cheese, etc. or any other strong smelling substance.

There's no lube, but your dick cheese is slimy, I'll just use that! That's nasty you pig scrubbing bitch! Use spit!

by Mr Mortician April 7, 2023

munchy scrunching

A sex act whereby you place munch (food) on top of the penis and proceed to give a blow job. The scrunching is the face when the cum mixes with the much

A was with this girl last night, got some whipped cream and we was munchy scrunching

by Silverspit July 29, 2023

keep scrubbing

Used to describe individuals who take no issue with authority held over them, especially in political context.

“John said he believes police should be a militarized force”

“Classic John. Let him keep scrubbing.”

by PrudentDrift November 21, 2023