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scrotterboatard

1. Someone willing to get down on their knee's and motorboat the bosses testicles making an absolute meal of it causing trauma.
2. A man who is seriously lacking in skill when it comes to scrotterboating his Superior work colleagues.

3. Someone who has not perfected the art of brown nosing or scrotterboating someone to seek one's benefit.

4. Someone who has not successfully made the transition from motorboating to testicular scrotterboating.

5. A man who can't relieve or impress his superior with his scrotterboating skills.

6. A serious fucktard or fucking retard.

7. A Man unfortunately missing fine tuned scrotterboating from his resume.

8. Someone willing to get carpet burn on their knee's to get ahead.
1. Project Manager: " Man I can't even sit down on my chair I just had Martin and Darryl in here scotterboating me. Feels like my nuts have been through a cheese grater!"

General Manager: "Yeah they are both Scrotterboatard's!"

Project Manager: "Well I'm off to to get some elective surgery, though you can hardly call it elective look what they have done to my crotch. Looks like a dog has been chewing it"

General Manager: "Well I'm floating on a cloud. Next time allow Bridge. He is a master Scrotterboater!"

2. Man1: "Bro did you get that job?"

Man2: "No it did not go well. They said I need to work a lot harder on my scrotterboating!"

Man1: "So your a scrotterboatard?"

Man2: "Bro just don't like the idea of a mans nuts in my mouth or anything else from the south"

Man1: "Ha ha bro job ain't worth it hey"

Man2: "No way bro I'll just stick to working hard"
by mooroobool November 16, 2013
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Scotty Shirt

When a person of large or hefty girth tucks in their shirt, only to have the back side pull back out and hang down below the belt line. Usually this is due to the large overhang on the front lower torso pulling the shirt in that direction. Usually one experiencing "Scotty shirt" will not fix the issue. Mostly due to the unwanted repetition it would require throughout the day and an overall lack of desire to look halfway decent. A person suffering from Scotty shirt is usually below reproach hygiene wise.
Hefty person #1: The back of my shirt keeps riding up and falling out when I tuck it in! Fuck it, my arms hurt, I'm just going to leave it like that. But that's part of the struggle of being fat...

Person #2: Daayyyum playa! You done got yourself a Scotty shirt!
by security dude June 26, 2014
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Scotty Don't Know

When someone is oblivious to whats happening around them
Look at that guy over there, his girlfriend be cheating and scotty don't know.
by rizzzle May 28, 2015
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scrottling

The act of throttling another person with ones a scrotum.

"He was doing my head in that much, I gave him a good scrottling to shut the little twat up"
This guy was doing my head in so I ended up scrottling him to shut the little twat up
by Moxford Dicktionaire June 14, 2015
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scotty no

When you get out the shower you are so tired from a days work you take a nap on the sofa ,then you wake to find your faithful pet highland terrior licking your privates and you instantly bellow to him "scotty no"
SCOTTY NO !!!!
by Cricklewoodssifbfb July 23, 2016
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Scrottum Jail Cell

A JAIL CELL FOR THE SPERM.
Bob releases his children in the air from his scrottum jail cell.
by Slick Asian March 23, 2017
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Scotty

Wow that guy is such a scotty at this game.
by xxxdganer November 7, 2017
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