by lichcrise November 6, 2017
Get the schlegli mug.The hot steamy wet frothy muggy fog that a pussy creates after a being on a long sicc one. Usually smells like strip club sweat and budwiser b.o. dripping with cum (usually every guys girlfriend at one time or another.) God bless their holes cause u can't duck their hearts.
Did u see that girl on the other side of the soccer field? I could smell her SCHMEGG from there! I love that bitch so much , shes gonna be my girl one day after everyone else is done with her.
by Schmegg February 8, 2018
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by DasHAUS March 6, 2018
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Get the schmegladite mug.Schnegge stands for the new girlfriend of a friend. It is expected that they don’t be together for a Long time.
Or if a friend tells you from a girl he met at a Bar and then you know...
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by Crey C August 12, 2018
Get the schnegge mug.When you're high, drunk or off your nuts so much, that you're eyes are crossing each other and you come up with philosophy.
"If 2 Vegans are arguing, is it still called beef?"
"If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in church?"
"Do you think sand is called sand, because its between the sea and land?"
"Bro, that's total Schielosophy."
"If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in church?"
"Do you think sand is called sand, because its between the sea and land?"
"Bro, that's total Schielosophy."
by Matt-Lee October 23, 2018
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by Bionodroid December 22, 2018
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