dump schedule

what time you take a dump every day. Usually changes every year for some strange reason, but the time you dump is always consistent

Me: ugh, i hate my dump schedule this year, i always have to go at 6:30 AM, and thats when im on the bus.

Friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy

by palabra up October 16, 2010

schecks

a very amusing heavily accented way of saying "sex". when somebody asks what it means, you say that schecks are small animals that look similar to young chickens.

Student: I love gettin schecks!
Teacher:What?!?
Student: Schecks are a small animal.
Teacher: Oh. Okay. Can I have some schecks?

by JC (uber) October 11, 2008

schadenfury

The impotent rage commonly felt when dealing with rail conductors and customs officers.

Mr. Smith exploded with schadenfury, as the airport official explained one final time why his luggage was in another hemisphere and why this was how it should be, by the book.

by Grismar May 4, 2012

schee

a Schee is a warm-hearted, kind, caring, unexplainably thoughtful person. Usually is the first person to offer you help when struggling or to pick you up when you fall. This person also shows a care free, party animal side to them as well.

bob:: the schees are the nicest people

Jeff:: yeah I saw some at the party last night

by Abshhsjaisebmsd August 17, 2017

schadenFreud

Noun - The act of taking satisfaction or pleasure at another's sexual misfortune.

"Why is that that cashier always talking about erectile dysfunction? It's like she's only motivated by schadenFreud."

by neverendingsoviet April 5, 2009

schadenfreude forplay

the satisfaction derived from someone else anticipated misery

"When I left the bar at midnight, my co-worker, Tom, was already wasted and ordering ANOTHER round of tequilla shots. That 8am meeting is gonna suck so hard for him! heh heh. sobriety sucks but schadenfreude forplay wins!" or "My frenemy Mary is gonna be so pissed when she learns her bff had sex with her ex the week after they broke up. heh heh"

by cap'n tbag April 20, 2009

facebook schedule

Someone who writes out their whole days plans/schedule as their status

Emily jus wrote her whole days plans again! WTF who cares for real!?!?! lololol -facebook schedule-

by aildforsaken December 15, 2009