strapped

To be in possession and/or to have on oneself a strap-on dildo.

John: Bro, they don't even know I'm strapped!
Tom: Careful, make sure the safety is on!
John: I don't think my purple dildo has a safety switch...
Tom: Bet.

by Splur Gang September 18, 2018

Strap Assassin

An avid deer hunter. Strap refers to the backstraps of a whitetail deer. The best meat on the deer.

That Ted Nugent is really a strap assassin.
Yeah He just killed his third deer today.

by Falko87 December 9, 2010

Fuck Straps

Mounted pieces of material for gripping that allow you to thrust with great acceleration and pizazz.

It was a fuck quake for a while until I was able to finally grab hold of some Fuck Straps and give it to her!

by Alienbun January 23, 2009

two-strapper

A nerd, a dweeb. From the 1980's when the cool kids carried their backpacks using only one strap (over one shoulder). The geeks used both straps. Not relevant in a literal sense anymore, since the one strap fad seems to have faded. But still a cool sounding burn.

Why did you invite that spaz to the party? That dude is such a two-strapper.

by rps70 November 2, 2010

strapp

someone from the backwoods areas of georgia who is not only semi-retarded but also virgin.

Can you believe that dumbass guy playing airsoft is still a virgin?

-Wow, i guess that makes him a strapp.

by mooshknuckle May 16, 2010

Strap on

An object with a dildo attached to it and used for lesbian sex.

Rosemary has Funtime with a Strap on with a partner, while Erik Kaspar watched.

by Mr. Remkis April 25, 2014

Strapped

Used when you have little to no money

Note: Potentially could be an Aussie slang word

guy1: Mate can i borrow $10
guy2: Nah i'm strapped

by thepumpkinking July 10, 2010