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Santa Clausing

When someone is "trapped" in a chimney a la Santa Claus, with their lower half exposed, preferably dangling. A second person then performs sex acts on them.

This can be done with a real chimney or a fake, specially-made chimney fitted with handles and a harness for support. Holiday cosplay encouraged.
1. To get in the holiday spirit, my husband gets in the chimney and I "Santa Claus" him real good.
2. I used to be into BDSM, but now, I'm mostly into Santa Clausing.
by KrisKreezy November 22, 2016
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Tierra Santa

A spanish metal band with lyrics that talk about the middle ages and mythology. In english it means "Holy Earth".
"Los diez mandamientos
La ley de su Dios
Grabada en la piedra
Con el fuego eterno
Que en cielo ardió"

--Los Diez Mandamientos
by Rayne April 28, 2005
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santa cracker

a dumbass white chick with bleach blond hair. usually wears flip flops and is overly enthusiastic about christmas.
guy 1: check out that chick buying christmas cards

guy 2: yeah fuckin santa cracker....ITS JULY
by my bed is special October 15, 2008
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Santa Ana

A city in Orange County with the 2nd largest Mexican American communities in California behind East Los also my favorite city in America. In Santa Ana has many car clubs and it's always a nice day to cruise around. Funk is never dead in this city cause people are bumping funk music in their cars while cruising. Lemme tell you this though; Santa Ana is not that ghetto yet it's no Beverly Hills either all cities have low and high income families.

Suburban rich kids from Newport Beach may talk shit about this city but when they really come down in Mcfadden or Bristol they would keep their heads down like pussies
by BoneThugs-N-Harmony February 19, 2011
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White Santa

When you ejaculate on your partners face and smear it into a beard.
"Hey Myles did you give Hannah a White Santa last night?
by MikeAntony March 10, 2016
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Santa's lap

The act of sitting on a mans lap, while having intercourse on Christmas Day (sex position where one person sits down and the other person bounces on top, creating enjoyable sex on the 25th of December)
"Dude she sat on Santa's lap at the Christmas party last night!"
by the urban legend March 29, 2016
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Love Santa

Ejaculate on the chin, offered as a gift, resembling a beard.

AKA: A Cum Beard
I just love santa'd on that slut!
by Nkd_Ninja September 30, 2011
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