Sandy Evans

A sandy evans is when a girl is giving a man a hand job and uses her snot as lubricant then pours sand on the male's penis and sucks it off.

I was hanging with this thott and she gave me a sandy evans.
I was at the beach with my girl and she gave me a sandy evans.

by Demyst December 2, 2014

Sandy Clam

A sandy clam; given to a girl after sex on the beach or sandy area. After sex, the females partner throws sand onto the moist sand box (vagina). Thus creating a "sandy clam" such as a clam in the sand at the beach.

Bro, I gave that bitch a sandy clam last night and got smacked in the face.

by urmom99 June 24, 2017

hurricane sandy

An especially loud, wet, messy BJ with lot's of moist heavy air breathing and throaty sounds

Having won the bet, I knew I was going to get blown, but didn't know she was bringing the full hurricane sandy...

by sandy_survivor October 31, 2012

Sandy Andretti Hat

A fancy, expensive, wide brimmed hat usually worn by Sandy Andretti(ex-daughter-in-law of Mario Andretti,ex-wife of Michael Andretti,mom of Marco Andretti) at IndyCar races. Similar to Kentucky Derby Hats, but sticks out like a sore thumb in the environment it is usually sighted in.

You always know you're watching an Indy 500 rerun when you see a Sandy Andretti hat in the crowd.

by ConfettiCupcake June 17, 2009

Sandy Vagina

To complain like a whiney bitch with sand in his or her mangina or vagina.

"Where you at the beach today, cause it sounds like you have a sandy vagina."

by Limeguy24 August 30, 2009

Sandy Vagina

Sandy Vagina, n. - A girl of which is displaying random unaccountable anger to surrounding guys for no apparent reason due to meaningless problems in her worthless life.

Bryan: Dude, what is wrong with Nicole? Is she on her rag again for the third time this month?

Robert: Nope, I think her boyfriend just broke up with her. Now she is being a little sandy vagina.

by BabaBryan July 14, 2010

Sandy Kane Blew Comedy Show

Any old ex-stripper/street hooker with retarded looking "lemon-stung eyes" - or any toothless-Times Square skank-whore turned AA qualifier turned "cheap TV" celebrity who lights her tits on fire and tries to be funny...

"Ha ha.. I'm a funny stand-up comedianne look how fucked up I am....ha ha!"

by Big black guy March 25, 2005