Social sandpaper

A person who constantly makes social interactions awkward, generally due to defects in their personality or after imbibing large amounts of alcohol or sometimes both. This person does not have a social radar and often kills conversations dead in their tracks. Speaking to this person often is about as pleasant as rubbing sandpaper on your face.

'Hey girls, wanna hear a rape joke?'
Silence
'God, this guy is like social sandpaper.'

by MoscowA May 1, 2010

Australian Sandpaper

The sandpaper used by Australian cricketers for cheating which they accepted during Aus tour of South Africa, 2018 proving the decades/centuries old allegations that Australians are a born cheater being from a convict ancestry. Ricky Ponting and others being a famous example.
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A: I did an Australian Sandpaper with my mom.
B: What do you mean, maait?
A: I cheated and did my mom.

by aussiehunter September 24, 2018

Sandie

Insult:
Short for Sand Nigger , usually a male or female of middle eastern descent i.e. India, Iraq, Saudi Arabia

Oh Ahram, you're such a Sandie, but you aight.
Yo, did you see those Sandies eyeing up my shoes?

by snakeeaterfan October 28, 2016

Sandis

A whiney little bitch.

person a: Someone stole my bike.
person b: Shut the fuck up, Sandis.

by funkymunkey14 September 28, 2011

sandiago

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

I snorted some coke off a hooker's asscrack in Sandiago.

by Ashley Wanters August 23, 2006

Sandie

a hand job you get during spring break because of the beach sand.

Shortened version of sandy handie.

I went to mexico and got a sandie from some local muchacha.

by Mcsandie January 21, 2010

sanding

putting sand on your penis then anal sexing the girl

i was sanding her last night

by Dmitri Krunk December 29, 2007