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samuel l jackson

The tightest nigga ever, the most kick ass actor ever, has been in so many kick ass movies and played so many kick ass characters. He has been a jedi, a cartoon super hero, a drug dealer (on a few occasions), a secret agent, a member of swat, a scientist, a basket ball coach and Shaft just to name a few characters
Plus some of the movies he has been in include
Star Wars, Shaft, GTA (Game), Pulp Fiction, Coach Carter, SWAT, Die Hard 3, the 51st State, Deep Blue Sea, Kiss of Death, and Jurrasic Park
White Guy: who is Samuel l Jackson?
Black Guy: What, cracker whats wrong with you, he his only the tightest nigga ever, who is every fuckin movie that kicks ass
White Guy: What like titanic
Black Guy: Dam you white boys need to see more pimpin movies,im talkin shit like Pulp Fiction and Shaft
White Guy: What?
Black Guy: Oh shit nigga, Jackson is God. And not the nigga who is now white, the one who is still a nigga
by that british guy February 4, 2006
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samueljacksonafobia

After i watched snakes on a plane, i had samueljacksonafobia
by Jamie Williams January 17, 2008
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Samuel

Someone who does not pay attention unless he really wants to, he is very creative, kind, and active. He may talk a lot and he understands you when you are in need. He is a great friend, but not everyone is perfect.
Jim: Hey that person just gave me five dollars and I barely even know him

Josh: oh him he sits behind in English I think his name is Samuel

Jim: he is definitely a samuel
by Yung Lice March 24, 2019
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Samuel

He’s a very boring dude and also he’s a chairbag
Me: samuel your a chairbag

Him: oh god
by Impala__1967 April 8, 2022
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SaMuLe

A stupid cunt and also a jew
Awwwww dude stop hoarding all the money you're being a real SaMuLe
by YoUrElocalslutyspiderman June 13, 2019
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samel

Samel is one of the bois but always disappoint by not showing up to Saturday nights
Person 1: Where's Samel?
Person 2: Did you really expect him to show up?
by ShortPerson019 December 9, 2019
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samuelbart

The action of shoving a potato up ones butt hole
He just jammed it right up there pulling a samuelbart.
by Mr scientist January 27, 2014
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