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sam

A male who demonstrates extreme female qualities i.e. crying in public, has low self esteem, looks like a homeless person or hobbit, is addicted to blow, has major anger management issues and over uses the word "whatever". One who always lingers in places where they are not wanted.
You are such a bitch. Pull yourself together and stop being a Sam.
by Shawntee November 25, 2006
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sexy ass mutha fucka who get pussy er day slaps hoes fo talkin shit 15 inch dick that has been in all of you families mouth and in there va jay jay pimp ass nigga who play socca and hes a socca balla
i got slaped by sam

wat did you do?

talk shit.

or

hunny what happened

a pimp hit me fo not givin him head
by sexyyylovee11 May 2, 2009
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The sexiest of creatures ever. He has a massive cock and anyone he looks at instantly wants his dick. He weighs 600kg and has the strongest chin. Be is a beautiful creature with constant raging boner. He is the deity of a religion called Sam's Witnesses.
Sam so so sexy
by SamLovers February 15, 2023
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The hottest and sexiest person wgo has ever walked this Earth. If you are lucky enough to meet him, youll fall inlove. His charming ways and everything about him is amazing. Someone giving the name is a real ladies man. His personality lights him up as well as his beautiful bright eyes.
"My god.. Sam is like sooo hot and amazing."
by YoMamasBoy22 November 6, 2018
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Sam is a great person that can make you feel happy no matter how sad you are. Sam will always be there for you no matter what. Sam would make an amazing boyfriend of girlfriend and is full of kindness.
Person #1: I've been so down lately I don't know what to do.
Person #2 go talk to Sam they always make feel great.
by Lolthisissorandom May 3, 2020
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A shortened version of "Samantha" used by women who don't take themselves too seriously. Sams are generally high-energy, full of laughs, but are not immediately liked by people who meet them for the first time. They can seem quiet, but have a deeply loving and caring side to them. They can be overly chatty, and often like to gossip, but would apologize profusely if the recipient ever found out what they said. Sams are often athletic, and thus extremely attractive women who have many suitors. They smile wide, but internally worry about what people think of them. A Sam is someone who takes a little bit to get to know, but once you do, they'll never leave your life.
"Oh, Sam - she's such an odd girl but I love her anyway!"
by observer_of_life January 13, 2018
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