blandy salad

When a girl puts lettuce on your dick and then performs a blandy, good ones often contain some kind of salad dressing.

My girl was given me such a good blandy salad last night, I just had to go eat some salad after

by Meehoy Neehoy March 16, 2015

pasta:salad ratio

An euphemism for the act of intercourse whereby climax for both parties occurs at the same time. Thus ensuring an even pasta:salad ratio.

Lionel: how's your pasta:salad ratio?
Dave: no good mate, she keeps finishing first.

by Welshyyy April 11, 2016

McDonalds Salad

The act of smoking pubes through your girls ass. You can also smoke weed in the girls ass like you would do with the salad being the weed or the pubes. You can put your penis in her mouth or asshole to resemble the chicken in the salad. Cumming in her ass could also be an action to represent the salad dressing like ranch or buttermilk dressing.

I ordered a McDonalds salad in the bedroom. She never saw it coming as I ate my salad out of her asscrack.

by AN0SEater March 16, 2020

thats what me said

A phrase used when someone says something which is accidentally related to a sexual act. It is similar to "thats what she said" or "thats what he said", but u can use from your own perspective.

Guy1: LET ME IN!!
Guy2: hahah, Thats what me said!

Guy1: Hey u comin to JnB tonight
Guy2: Nahh i gotta do some drilling bak at work
Guy1: hah, thats what me said!

by JnB-Sober January 27, 2012

sad lad salad

When more than one lad/ladette are sad together

Me and the lads went gym last night, but it was closed so we're a total sad lad salad

by Mashislife February 13, 2017

You just said Ike

"You just said Ike, dumbass" is a line from DougDoug's video where he tries to beat a level in Super Smash Bros without saying the name of any Super Smash Bros character. Since "Ike" appears in alot of words, the most common Super Smash Bros character for DougDoug to fail the challenge on is Ike. The text-to-speech says "You just said Ike, dumbass" when that happens.

You just said Ike

by These are NOT POODLES May 15, 2022

what doja said

Doja cat once expressed her love for guys with big noses and explained the reason was because 'you can sit on it'

*tiktok of a conventionally attractive guy with a big nose*
*comments*: what doja said

by Imnotputtingmynameheretf May 31, 2022