Salad Fingers 

Mr. Salad Fingers is a precious lover of rusty spoons. He enjoys the pleasures of Nettles, yes, he enjoys them very much sir. Mr. Fingers likes to indulge in the delicacies that are his puppet mates. There will be fog on the shore tonight. Bossum. "I.. I like it when the red water comes out..." --Mr. Salad Fingers. Some may call him distuuurrbed: but I love him. Love, Kate Stewart Baxter.

"But first, let me carress this rusty kettle..." says Salad fingers mightily. Do it with thy might, please.

Salad Fingers by Kate Stewart Baxter Astrove December 28, 2005

Salad Fingers 

A series of cartoons on the internet. You guys already know the factual information, so here's my perspective on it.

Salad Fingers is a man who lives in a small shack in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland. He is severely mentally ill, possibly as a result of his isolation. It is evident how long he has been alone by his reaction to a little girl speaking to him- he becomes psychotic and frightened. It is clear he hasn't heard anyone speak in a long time.

Although Salad Fingers does not seem to wish to cause people harm, he has accidentally cooked someone and has a mysterious room full of meat on meathooks the origin of which is not explained.

I find salad fingers to be sad, just because it's hard to think about what everyday life is like for very disturbed people.

I don't know why, but I like salad fingers.

Salad Fingers by thecityexists April 17, 2009

Salad Tossing 

The art of licking someones arsehole. Otherwise known as Rimming.

Baby, tonight im gonna toss your salad.
or
I had my salad tossed last night.
or
Do you fancy some salad tossing?

Salad Tossing by I.P Milk May 17, 2006

salad tossing 

to throw various greens around

I enjoy tossing salads frequently

salad tossing by Assmuffer March 28, 2005

Salad Dipper 

The act of testing out the salad (anus)before tossing it by dipping your finger in it then licking it.

Before tossing Bob's salad, Courtney pulled the old salad dipper trick to taste what she was about to munch on.

Salad Dipper by dirtydeeznuts August 23, 2006

Salad fanny 

If a woman has sex too many times, her fanny flaps begin to sag and become wrinkly, resembling salad leaves hanging out of a sandwich or burger.

I shagged that bird from the pub last nite, she had a proper salad fanny

Salad fanny by bassmansi September 26, 2009

salad tossed 

having your salad tossed: is having your asshole eating out with jelly or syrup. I perfer syrup. See Rusty Nail

Web gets his salad tossed by Rusty.

salad tossed by KKKK December 6, 2002