Simonas

a very funny guy, cool to talk to but is obsessed with minecraft. He spends 23 hours out of the 24 playing minecraft with his discord gamer pals every single day.

Person1: i wonder when Simonas is going to come outside
Person2: he won’t come out till he makes his netherite beacon

by GigaChad6969 November 29, 2021

Hallway Salmon

When a guy or girl walks against the general flow of the hallway.

Mark: Hey did you see Eric in the hall today?

Clee: Yeah he was being such a hallway salmon.

by JackpotDonnie August 25, 2009

punishment salmon

Invented by Auntie Sparknotes on the popular website "Sparklife", the punishment salmon is a fish that can punish evildoers using magic.

Your parents deserve a whack from the punishment salmon.

by TheGlassCat September 17, 2013

flaccid salmon

The act of taking a limp dick and smacking a girl across the face until your dick is pink or the color of a salmon.

Kyle: Man i gave her a real good flaccid salmon last night

by BigT56 December 29, 2013

The Simon Special

A secret menu item served at McDonald. It contains two cheeseburgers, two McChickens, a large fry, and a large Coke.

Z: "He is getting The Simon Special, again."

T: "He is so thick!"

Z: "And thick-headed too. He only got a 13 on the ACT."
T: "Really? That is borderline retarded."

by SugaMama420 September 30, 2015

sneaky simon

Aka cheeky monkey

Oi catch that sneaky Simon! He's on the run!

by Sagethedayearlygemini2016 May 12, 2016

Winter Salmon

In the winter time, a female might experience hairier times due to a less consistent shaving schedule. In turn, the female genital region might acquire an unusual, typically unpleasant, smell coining the word Winter Salmon.

Damn Bekah, close your legs!! I can smell that Winter Salmon.

Kirstin totally needs to get rid of her Winter Salmon. I sit three rows back behind her and I can still smell it!

by A$APJaCoB February 16, 2017