Stapes

an alcoholic Irish drink that guarantees to have the drinker drunk within three sips.

Sip One:
"Hmm. Johnny, this Stapes is good."

Sip Two:
"Johnny, boy, where did you get this, this.. what is this?"

Sip three:
"Johnny! Johnny, I - I think I LOVE you!" ... falls off chair

by proudto beirishman September 1, 2009

Stapy

OHMAHGAWHD JUSTIEN BEEIBEEERR!!!

Stapy will you play eat the dirt with me??

by co5oo May 7, 2019

J-Swap

To go out with somebody with the intentions of actually going out with or fucking their sister.

Peter pulled the J-Swap with Camille. Now he fucks Jackie in the ass every day

by Michael Peen April 22, 2008

Staplenuts

Saying that you can kick someones ass, but backing out of the fight to prove that your stronger because you need to leave for india the next morning.

Kyle: Come on im stronger than you i can beat you why won't you fight now just to prove it.
Sam: Wow your not making any sense i know i can beat you but i have to go to india tomorrow and it could ruin my vacation.
Kyle: God fuck you staplenuts

by Fuckmewhileimhornyandcumonme March 29, 2010

Swedish Swap Meat

A sex act between two dudes wearing pants, where they insert their penises through each others' fly holes, and then reach down their own pants and jerk the other man to completion.

Yo, Jeff, did we do a Swedish Swap Meat last night? Cause my pants are full of your jizz. Go with Christ.

by Fobill April 22, 2010

Yankee Swap

When a group of males steal a females phone and take anonomous pictures of their penises, afterwhich they tell said female's boyfriend that they found a bunch of cocks on her phone.

I was at this christmas party where they had a yankee swap.

by Heenryy December 24, 2009

swap-in

An attempt during vaginal intercourse for one bro to secretly switch with another between thrusts. Thus the women has little to no idea that she is being railed by a different man.

"Catherine said you pounded her for over an hour last night! How did you do it?"

"Oh, my bro and I pulled a swap-in."

"Craig was doing this chick froggy style but starting passing out. Jon, unselfishly, swapped-in for him."

by swappers December 3, 2011