switch bitch

Another word for receptionist or secretary

We are getting too many phone calls coming in, where is the switch bitch?

by Dan July 29, 2005

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Switch-Out

Someone who has plans with you but then decides to blow you off at the last minute to do something else without you.

Tyler was supposed to chill with us at corys tonight but instead he decided to be a switch-out and chill with his girlfriend kelly.

by Steve Reilly, Jon Shidler February 13, 2009

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switch teams

to change ones sexual orientation, from homosexual to heterosexual, or vise-versa.

dude 1: dude, mallory switched teams *imitates eating pussy with tongue and fingers*
dude 2: dude, that is soo fuckin' hot!
dude 1: no shit!

by joel February 26, 2003

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switch blade

A foldable knife where the blade is deployed using a button or lever on the handle.

In "12 Angry Men", the 18 year old boy killed his father with a switch blade.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 7, 2006

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dirt-switching

When you are trying on the fly to change your facts you use as your arguments in a debate, albeit they are coherent and valid facts that are related to each other. It refers to the act of trying to change the dirt, on which your vegetables or plants are growing, into a better, more fertile soil amidst the growing season.

Bob: "...yet somehow this small group of people are responsible for..
Melvin: "Bigot! Hate speech! You talk like that in 2021? SERIOUSLY?"
Bob: "Well, this same group of people are still less likely to be shot at by the police.."
Melvin: "Racist! Bigot! Hate crime! Dirt-switching! DIRT-SWITCHING!"

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 26, 2021

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