Swab the poop deck

A sexual act where you dip your penis in lukewarm soapy water then proceed to rub it along your partner's anus in a mopping motion.

I brought Becky up to my room and she totally let me swab the poop deck.

by Bungonimus Jones November 6, 2021

mouf swab

A test to determine the paternity of a child/baby daddy. Typically, the process involves the use of a cotton swab on the inner cheek to extract DNA of a black man or other minority.

"Dat bitch went to court and now I gotta get my mouf swabbed but I know fo' sho' some other nigga da one dat got dat bitch pregnant!"

by DoNNy BoY January 6, 2008

Swagsome

When something is both awesome and swag

"Yooo that fit making you look swagsome homie!"

by wuagh May 28, 2020

Swab-Donkey

A Swab-donkey is a term often used to describe a rectal papsmear. Often used with Prostate check-ups.

Timmy :- Hey man, I'm going for a swab-donkey today!!
Tybalt :- Uhmmm WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

by Swab-donkey boy March 25, 2009

Swagstick

The male reproductive organ or male style in general

These skeezers need to stay off my swagstick always hitting me up for that good shit.

by Jstrizzle December 22, 2009

Swabba

Extreme embarrassment after failing at something. Rejection, Feelings of dejection. "Swabba" usually occurs when you are doing something you have no business doing.

We just lost a rugby game against the girls team, You can feel the swabba

by Snoekfish January 7, 2011

Swabbler

a person that swallows balls

She is a swabbler

by oranges are bannanas March 17, 2011