When you have sex with a very big assed woman, you smack her ass once and then just follow the waves.
Her: baby, lets have sex! Please daddy im horny.
Him: Alright, but I'm tired. Turn around and I'll do some african surfing.
Him: Alright, but I'm tired. Turn around and I'll do some african surfing.
by Tilion September 9, 2019
Get the African surfingmug. The act of ingesting half empty drinks or abandoned drinks in a bar when you are drunk and either too poor or tightfisted to buy a drink.
Usually has a number of bad consequences such as drinking spiked drinks, Getting confronted by the original owner of a drink. getting herps? and most likely ending up mangled in a few short minutes, depending how skilled a surfer you are.
Usually has a number of bad consequences such as drinking spiked drinks, Getting confronted by the original owner of a drink. getting herps? and most likely ending up mangled in a few short minutes, depending how skilled a surfer you are.
Drunk Person 1: man drinks are well expensive here, £5 for a bottle of beer you gotta be kidding me.
Drunk Person 2: hey check it out "Drunk Person 1" theres a few beers over there that have been abandoned.
Drunk Person 1: Plan we should start drink surfing.
Drunk person 2: Sweet why didn't we do this before tonight
Drunk Person 1: this beers a little warm but man tastes nice been free.
Drunk Person 2: I found some more and this glass of something think its rum and coke. Pfftt tastes weak as hell.
Drunk person 1: haha can't complain, I hope no-one notices.
Later that night....
Drunk person 2: #phonecall to "Drunk Person 1" "Yo where did you end up, I just got out of hospital." - drink surf fail.
Drunk Person 2: hey check it out "Drunk Person 1" theres a few beers over there that have been abandoned.
Drunk Person 1: Plan we should start drink surfing.
Drunk person 2: Sweet why didn't we do this before tonight
Drunk Person 1: this beers a little warm but man tastes nice been free.
Drunk Person 2: I found some more and this glass of something think its rum and coke. Pfftt tastes weak as hell.
Drunk person 1: haha can't complain, I hope no-one notices.
Later that night....
Drunk person 2: #phonecall to "Drunk Person 1" "Yo where did you end up, I just got out of hospital." - drink surf fail.
by broglah October 4, 2012
Get the Drink Surfingmug. In a locker room, the act of sitting on the bench without a towel. Also a way of marking ones territory to keep others away.
by Jmaster12 January 28, 2019
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Get the surf lovemug. Jane enjoys alley surfing, especially when she finds scrap copper and other metals that can be sold and recycled. She is helping the environment.
by wynnfoster March 24, 2008
Get the alley surfingmug.