Terminally Stupid

1. A person who is so stupid that they will obviously die of misadventure rather than old age.

2. An act performed by a person that is so stupid that the only way to survive is by an act of god.

1. "Johnny is wanting to jump out of an airplane without a parachute and land in a hay stack. Man, he is terminally stupid!"

2 "Billy tried to jump over a moving car. He's in intensive care now. That was a terminally stupid thing to try."

by Coyote628 September 7, 2013

Stupor Bowl

Occurs around the middle of the third quarter of the Super Bowl. The Stupor Bowl is when the guys who have been drinking since 2:00 finally collapse into a drunken stupor in front of the TV.

Damn dude, what was that noise? Oh its just Dave; stupor bowl...Oh crap he just puked in the dip.

by KungFu Donut February 7, 2008

Stupid Haynus Syndrome

An extreme mental and physical disorder, the chief symptoms of which are delusions of grandeur, extremely low intelligence and stunted growth. It is incurable and thankfully very rare.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, your son has been diagnosed with Stupid Haynus Syndrome. You may wish to consider putting him up for adoption"

by Dr. Jiub November 5, 2011

stupid ass nigga

A nigga that knows shit 'bout nothing. A dumb nigga.

Stop trying to do math, you stupid ass nigga.

by miizu March 31, 2014

stupidhead

someone who has no fucking clue about anything.

You are a stupidhead.

by sj0r April 27, 2003

stupid liberal

A liberal who attacks a conservative for not agreeing with everything they say. You will often find them accusing Republicans of being ignorant racists who ignore the poor because they're so greedy, but in reality, they're just too narrow-minded to understand their point of view.

Thankfully, however, there are smart liberals, someone who merely disagrees with the opinions that differ from theirs, and respects them as well.

stupid liberal: Jamie's such a dumbass. She considers herself a Republican, can you believe that?

smart liberal: Actually, Jamie's really smart. She has a wide vocabulary, is good at physics, and plans to major in psychology when she graduates from high school. I consider myself a Democrat, but just because she holds opinions that oppose my own doesn't make her stupid.

by the.marionette January 15, 2008

voter stupidity

The #1 reason political ads have basically remained unchanged for several years. Each election season candidates go on TV and, in a soft, dramatic voice, tell the viewers how much they love you, and how much they love your children, and how they want a wonderful future for you, and for your children, and golly, I want to be the one to do it. And the soft music plays in the background, while we watch a montage of images of children and elderly people. Then those who are the most gullible voters sit back and think, "wow, this person really must care about me and my children. I mean, listen to the music!"

So, without any careful study of the candidates, they vote them into office, and when the now elected official starts pursuing special interest paybacks and forgetting about you and your children, the voter is stunned and outraged.

The #2 reason is voting down party lines, regardless of the qualifications of the candidate. To flippantly vote for a candidate based on party affiliation is not only wholly irresponsible, but shows blatant ignorance towards the percentage of voters who attempt to educate themselves during election years. After all, we're trying to elect the least evil candidate.

The Erie County budget disaster so outraged the community, that voters put most of the legislators back into office the next election year. Um..., now wait a minute. That sounds like voter stupidity. When we asked a voter, he said "well, I'm a Democrat, and even though he is one also and he was equally responsible for this mess, well, I just voted down the party line, you see. Plus, his commercial said he really liked me and my family."

by beastfan August 9, 2006