brown stump

An amputee sticks his stump up a girls ass , then knocks her out with it.

I think she got brown stumped

by Meathead207 January 8, 2017

Stumped Genius

When an Apple Genius from the Apple Store genius bar does not know the answer to the question, or solution to the problem.

When you are a confused "stumped genius" from the Apple store you will most likely turn to your co-genius and reply with, "That's weird, right?"

by unsatisfied apple customer March 8, 2011

Stump wank

Amputees rub The genitals and wank off rather then Using there hand or foot

“Jenny gave me a stump wank lastnight it was like a sexy rolling pin “

“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard

by Mctut December 20, 2020

Stump kitchen

A stump kitchen is a kitchen you make in the woods with a stump. You can add any thing to your stump kitchen. You can make it look forsby by adding items from the woods to your stump kitchen

My stump kitchen is looking forsby

by Puppylover134 July 11, 2018

Stump Breakin

When a penis equipped person stands on a stump wearing rubber boots and places the front two hooves of a quadaped on the ground and the rear the hooves in his boots and has relations with said hot goat. 🐻😍

George: I'm gonna head out.

Levi: You goin stump breakin?

by TooPeaceDark September 26, 2018

dropped the stump

Sort of like saying "wow he got shut down"

If some one is "dropping the stump" on your fun they are being a kill joy.

Joe ~ "Dang the cops totally dropped the stump on our party last night"
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Robert, ~ "Some day I'm going to be a millionaire and own a private Island and......"

Shalequa, ~ "Robert you can't even keep your job at BK"

Robert, ~ "Dang Shalequa, why you gotta be droppin' the stump on my dreams?"

by Red_Mobster December 7, 2009

Certified Stump

A male that is below 5’5 is considered a Certified Stump. This man also has a short torso and short legs.

Damn, Jake really is a certified stump.

by coolmama7668292 March 2, 2022