Breeding stock refers to a female who has potential to make a D1 athlete. Men without the proper genetics (under 5’5” 140lbs) will elope with breeding stock in an attempt to have prospective D1 athlete offspring.
Minimum Requirements to be breeding stock- 5’10” 180lbs
Minimum Requirements to be breeding stock- 5’10” 180lbs
“I want my kids to have a better chance at going D1 than I did”
“That’s easy bro just find you some breeding stock and they’ll be set”
“That’s easy bro just find you some breeding stock and they’ll be set”
by SVwbbm September 24, 2020
Guy 1: Hey dude look at these new shoes I got!
Guy 2: Oh shit, those look nice! Where you get them from?
Guy 1: Oh, I got them from Stock X
Guy 2: you..you said what?
Guy 1: I said I got them from Stock X.
Guy 2: You're fucking stupid.
Guy 2: Oh shit, those look nice! Where you get them from?
Guy 1: Oh, I got them from Stock X
Guy 2: you..you said what?
Guy 1: I said I got them from Stock X.
Guy 2: You're fucking stupid.
by Anonymous, ok? May 17, 2022
Small Christmas --- oops, I mean, WINTER HOLIDAY --- gifts of boxed frozen ready-to-eat-or-heat edibles.
Giving someone stocking-stouffers is all well and good, but you need to place said goodies in said cloth receptacles just shortly before their recipients come to collect them, since the frozen packages would likely start thawing before too long, and thus would make a drippy mess.
by QuacksO July 09, 2021
Guy to Friend: "Dude, I was fuckin' this chick and then kerblamo!, I blew my wad in her eye, she didnt even flinch!..."
Friend: "Dude, she's hearty stock."
Friend: "Dude, she's hearty stock."
by cowpoke April 30, 2007
by VTI December 02, 2006
Hym "Do you actually expect me to believe that the white house doesn't keep an eye on the stock market? Not reality. That isn't reality. Genjutsu of that level doesn't work on me. Yes, you do look at the stock market every. "Nothing has changed in how we see the stock market because we don't look at it." ~USA press secretary. Which is it bitch? Has nothing changed or do you not know because you haven't looked? I don't know maybe go take a fucking look at it. Just a peak. What the fuck do you even mean saying that? You didn't look!? Do I not understand what the stock market is? Is it some kind of Bird Box type monster that makes you kill yourself if you look at it? GO LOOK AT IT THEN YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
Someone who is being a massive sack of balls. Usually when they are being difficult and cant be dealt with properly. Can be used when "safe"swear words are needed, or when others are within earshot.
Ex. "My friend Steven was annoying me and was being a massive dick to me. I say to him 'Hey Steven, you're being a dirken stock right now. Don't be a dirken stock."
by Every_Body_Clap_Your_Hands!!!! November 26, 2014