Snarfed

The act of an ass to vacuum up a fabric.

That fat bitchs ass dun snarfed up her thong. She needs new undies.

by Snarfedherupthebutt69 June 21, 2018

Snarf

An act of extreme beastlyness or getting own'd by something.

"That spider in Lord of The Rings totally snarfed Frodo, but then Sam was like "YOU KNOW WHAT! IMMA SNARF THAT SPIDER AND SAVE FRODO"

by T-wat April 19, 2011

snarf

During the 1950's and 1960's, a Snarf was a guy that sniffed girls bicycle seats.

Sometimes we would sneak around at night putting pepper on girl's bicycle seats to trick the Snarfs.

by Yucaipadave June 11, 2016

Snarf

A person who smelled girls’ bicycle seats was called a SNARF.

That kid Boog Confer was the worst snarf in town.

by Macsloan August 27, 2025

Snarf

1 (verb): When one laughs while they are drinking and the drink comes out of their nose.

2 (verb): To consume something quickly.

3 (noun): A reptile-cat species from Thundercats (1985 & 2011).

1: Orville told me joke while I was drinking my water and it made me snarf.

2: Ellis snarfed up their meal greedily.

3: I was watching Thundercats and I saw those cute little Snarfs!

by dissect April 21, 2021

Snarf

Noun. Someone who sits in a bath tub and bites their fart bubbles.

The snarf ate his fart bubbles in the tub.

by Protocol Arizona November 21, 2017

Snarf

sn'ahrf
verb(see 'tongue punching a fart box', 'eating the hole of the butt')

The art of fearlessly eating the butt hole with vigor.

*prior alcohol consumption is recommended.

Her ass is so fine, I would snarf her even if I were sober!

by Snarf Master Plus November 17, 2018