Snarf

Verb: To Sneeze, fart and follow through with a bit of poo (only a little though), all simultaneously.

Damn bro, this cold i've got has just made me snarf :( :(

Hey man, remember that one time <insert name here> snarfed at the Christmas party #classic.

by MyNameWelly July 5, 2019

Snarf

When you snort and fart at the same time.

Jennifer snarfed in the middle of the dinner table.

by Susy T March 31, 2019

Snarfed

Spun the fuck out. Beyond high on drugs..

snaring actions and or steps to be taken to be snarfed..

She was so snarfed that a peanut butter jelly sandwich and a nap were match for her.

by Snarfed420 April 15, 2019

snarf

Sniff women's bicycle seats.

I love to snarf Mary's saddle after a long, sweaty ride.

by Sk8nter Boy December 4, 2019

Snarfing

The act of farting in the bathtub and biting at the bubbles.

I was so drunk I was snarfing in the bathtub last night and almost drown.

by Curbee September 30, 2019

snarf

A snarf is a pervert that sniffs little girls bicycle seats.

He's disgusting, he's a snarf.

by Lucifer the Light Bringer August 28, 2019

Snarf

a sneeze, fart, and cough all at once

Oh no! I think I’m about to snarf!! *proceeds to snarf* Awe man i snarfed.

by Hubert Herbert November 25, 2020