Snap Jitsu

Unorthodox variant of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu developed from Gracie Jiu Jitsu and 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu which involves grabbing the neck with the bicep and forearm, and proceed to drop to the ground with a quick snapping motion to initiate different submissions, most likely a guillotine choke or d’arce choke.

Training includes unorthodox, counter productive and sometimes stupid drills and workouts. Some of these workouts include lifting weights while balancing on exercise balls, kicking metal poles, elbowing exercise machines and running through uneven terrain with a weight vest. All must be done with proper eye-protection; polarized sunglasses with a darkest tint available. During training, avoid all cables and wiring at all costs.

Former UFC Lightweight Interim Champion says he will ‘end’ Conor McGregor using ‘Snap Jitsu’

by Grandmaster Ferguson December 4, 2018

Snap City

The destination for weight trainers who have improperly performed a lift. You can secure a ticket for this town by ignoring common sense while lifting heavy weights.

"You best warm up before attempting to lift that much. You're looking at snap city right there!"

by RonnieColeman February 22, 2013

snap fart

A particular type of flatulence wherein the fart produces a short, sharp snap or pop and nothing more, as opposed to a long, drawn out tone or a raspberry.

I leaned back in my chair and accidentally let a snap fart go at the office, but I don't think anyone noticed.

I was walking behind this guy and he totally snap farted and tried to play it off as a cough.

by Talmanes December 3, 2006

Snap Streaks

a completely fucking utterly useless thing where when you and a friend snap each other every 24 hours or else the time would run out and the streak would end, most people like to draw an “s” and send it to everybody on their friends list (not very many friends considering they send snap streaks)

Mom: “David, why does Avery keep sending me an ‘s’?”

Dad: “Awh, shit. Our son is trying to start a snap streak?! I’ll grab the shotgun and blow this motherfucker’s head off”

Mom:”A snap streak, that sounds incredibly worthless! Yeah, go ahead and yolk that fuckface!”

Dad: “Did you just say... ‘yolk’..? *aims shotgun at her head* I’m sorry honey.”

Mom: “P-please! It was just an expression!

*kid walks in wearing sleeveless sweater*

Dad: *aims gun at kid and pulls the trigger blasting the shit out of his head* “OH NO THE FUCK YOU DONT!”

snap streaks are dumb

by turtlepenis 64 November 20, 2018

Snap a bolt

building up a significant amount of anger to which you cannot control your emotions anymore

"Son, if I have to ask you one more time to clean your room I am going to snap a bolt"

by magecks April 24, 2009

Snap drunk

Sudden transition from a state of sobriety to undeniable inebriation without an interim period of tipsiness.

I was out last night with friends and as we left the bar I was snap drunk and had to go home.

by RachelFelicity June 24, 2015

Snap Stalking

The act of using the map on the app Snapchat to see which of your friends are hanging out when and where. Also a way to see when someone was last on their Snapchat.

Camryn : Do you know what Jill is doing today?
Addie: Yea, she is with Sabrina at Burger King as of 5 min ago
Camryn : How did you know?
Addie: I was just snap stalking Jill

by LionMan18 December 7, 2018