smothered wagon

A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.

I tried to give my roommate a covered wagon but sharted and gave myself a smothered wagon.

by Matt in Maine March 14, 2014

Smothercake

The act of a woman straddling one's face with her exposed vagina in an effort to solicit cunnilingus. May also be initiated my someone by pulling a woman on top of their face

When I get you home I'm gonna smothercake that handsome face.

Damn girl, I'm hongry. Why don't you give me a little smothercake.

by Scorchedpork April 25, 2017

smothery

When someone, usually close to you, wants to follow you or be with you too much of the time.

“Hey, where are you going?”
“Nowhere, just stretching my legs.”
“Sounds lovely, I’ll join you!”
“Don’t be smothery, Oz. If I wanted you to join, I’d ask.”

by Bah Zah June 18, 2022

smotheryplot

a notorious twitch streamer known for plotting and scheming with a focus on phasmophobia and his valorant streams. most notably he is known for his pet frog leb scuba! and his love of btd6. smotheryplot is a hilarious and kooky fella, some might say slimey sludgey goopy lad even.

"oh hey man what are you up to?"

"oh nothing, just watching smotheryplot right now."

"sick."

by pinbbyy March 5, 2023

Smothered by a gay ape

When your opponent is clearly out-matched, yet somehow they go full retard and pull off the upset

The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid

by Gossip Gary November 14, 2024

smotheredge

A state or quality of being sharp yet calm; when someone or something has a refined edge — controlled, precise, and powerful beneath the surface

She walked into the room with smotheredge — graceful but unstoppable.

by ShadEclipse August 13, 2025

s'mother'ed (smothered)

Where a mother hovers over her child so closely that the child cannot breathe. Usually related to teenagers that do not do their homework on a weekly basis.

Antonym- S'father'ed- fathers that are "cool" or do not care about their child to the extent of where the child loves the father more than the mother because of it.

Fathers can tell their child to do their homework without "smothering" them. The word is in the name:s"mother"; youve never heard of someone being s"father"ed to death..
s'mother'ed (smothered)

by Sup3rm4n!! March 24, 2010