smett

Someone who makes everyone laugh and have a good time. Goes out of his way to make uneccessary but funny jokes or comments.

Brandon: Hey whats up Junior?
Junior: My life is a bonar!
Brandon: You're such a smett.

by Supersmetty September 4, 2013

Smittyism

A word used in small communities in Ontario, Canada to define a sick person.

Smittyism causes: Sleepiness

Rotting of teeth

Craving of Junk food

Having the feeling of being choked.

The Smittyism is causing Angie to sleep alot.
Bradleys teeth are in bad shape. The Smittyism is getting bad.
I hear Daves Smittyism is causing him to crave nothing but Gummy Bears.
Matt sure has been feeling choked a lot lately. I hope the Smittyism goes away.

by Smittyism January 6, 2015

smitten

Can mean being in love. Also the past participle of smite, meaning to strike or hit.

Kay is smitten with Mark. I can tell she is in love.
When they launched the catapault, the castle lay smitten.

by nannybear1023 September 15, 2015

shity smittie

when a friend deficates in his/her pants because they were to lazy to go to a restroom.

you suck man, why did you pull a shity smittie and ruin the camping trip?

by Arthur F. July 29, 2007

smatter

semen, cum, jizz, skeet, man juice .....whatever you want to call it

I walked in on them and she had smatter all over her face

by changus emangus March 9, 2008

smutton

To be smitten with mutton.

"Whoa, these chops are soooo good. I'm totally smuttoned."

by Roho October 10, 2007

smittling

Two or more people softly snuggling in a room at exactly 72 degrees Fahrenheit. Requirements are that you must be nude.

That was a great smittling party.

by TotalHakai December 21, 2008