small loan of a million dollars

A sentence said by Donald Trump, made into a massive meme by the montage parody maker Pyrocynical. 80% of all YouTube comments are exactly this phrase. It is usually followed by a shitload of dollar signs.

Comment 1: SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

by doors are cool January 27, 2016

back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

Back the Fuck Up Before You Get Smacked the Fuck Up - A Term Or Sentence used when someone has done something wrong or has fucked up. Or when they are obnoxious.

1. When You talk to much
2.When you forget to pay a pimp
3.Fucking with people.
4.What the hell is wrong with you?

Bob: Hey yo ted wheres my money Nigga?
Steve: You Better back the Fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up bob

by Tech581 September 23, 2009

smashqueen

a woman who gets around a lot - slut, ho, hooka, tramp.

this chick had balled all the guys in her graduating class - such a smashqueen.

by BobbyFoo November 17, 2006

Smartass Phone

A smart phone who's autocorrect (spell check) feature will change the intended word typed into a text field (such as text messages or IM) into an unrelated word, throwing off the whole sentence. If left unchecked, a text or other message may cause havoc or very awkward situations. Common occurrence with iPhones, but Android and Blackberry phones may also throw off a letter (EG: fuck becoming duck)

Jasmine: "We should totally get penis today"
Chelsea: "Uhm, eww I don't want penis!"
Jasmine: "Penis? I said pedis, I never said Pen.... Ohhhhh. I hate my iPhone"
Chelsea: "Sureeee, now I know what you really want!"
Jasmine: "It wasn't me Chelsea!! My iPhone is being a smartass phone again"

by 14th Street DC February 20, 2011

smashed balls

Ouch... That feeling when you got your groin kicked or hit REALLY hard

Yo you got smashed balls. You alright?

by Y u? November 9, 2013

smartassocity

smahrt-as
noun, plural smartassocities.

1. the quality or state of being a smartass

2. a smartass act, thing, or circumstance

3. the state of being any Asian woman named Tammy, Tammi; Tammee (or other variation of this name), early in the morning while most of humanity in the region are still half asleep

4. a word encapsulating the epitome of brevity

5. not believed to exist by the same women whom energetically embody the very essence of the word, whilst what are insanely early hours of the morning

Word Origin and History of smartassocity
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n. 1530s, from Middle French smartásse or directly from the Latin smartassitatem (nominative smartassitas)

perhaps fr Petro Sterling, a 21st century oracle of utopian enchantment

Your smartassocity has been reminding me of someone.

by Oxford Angstologic April 11, 2015

Smash Cut

The term used when Carter is telling (making up) a story and realizes he doesn’t know how to get from ‘Let me tell ya something’ to ‘then we woke up on the beach with 400 native girls and an empty tube of salve...’

Carter: Oh, I can’t believe what just happened to me! I went for a walk down the beach and saw one the Topsail Ten... SMASH CUT - next thing I know I’m married and working as a fish monger!

by Greybeardo August 13, 2019