gang slitting

when someone decides its a smart idea to join two rival gangs at the same time

Dude did you see jeremy get fucked up last night for gang slitting? I'm not going to his funeral

by alwaysgittakickit March 23, 2016

Dick Slit

Vulgar term for the meatus. Dick Slit is the urinary meatus. The opening of the urethra, located on the penis glans in males. Men either shoot out a relaxing piss or a bust a nut and shoot amazing sperm loads out of the Dick Eye!

Bro. I nutted so much cum out of my dick slit last night. Love beating my cock to porn whores.

by HornyPornoAddict November 24, 2023

slit kick

When a woman gets kicked in her vagina.

Ouch! Looks like Simon missed the soccer ball and instead gave Jennifer a painful slit kick!

by Sierra09 February 20, 2021

Slit vertically

An insult online, usually used on twitter. Refers to somebody cutting themselves vertically. It has been described to hurt more and be more dangerous than cutting horizontally.

A: "I dislike this kpop idol."
B: "Slit vertically."

by baby_doll(owo) December 27, 2023

slit cheese

Slit cheese is the from under cheese if the vagina.

My boyfriend said I had a case of the slit cheese after the gym yesterday.

by 4n power November 29, 2021

Use Your Tongue Slits For.....

Use Your Tongue Slits For.....

Use Your Tongue Slits For.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

No Slitting of Throats Day

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.

A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.

by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023