Pulling a Simon refers to any extreme act of laziness. For example if a teacher wanted to instruct his ceramics class by playing the scene from ghost where they make a pot, he would be pulling a Simon.
Today my economics teacher showed an episode of shark tank to teach us about money. He was really pulling a Simon today.
by Bear2084 June 4, 2018
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a girl who is very smart but disguises it with procrastination and laziness toward intellectual stuff. quiet and shy if you dont know her, but shes really nice, sweet, kind, generous hilarious,hyper, extremely ADD, and even more sexy. shes a dancer great in bed, or car, or wherever.Simone is... HOT, she has beautiful eyes, the sweetest most adorable smile, and everything in between;)
when you got her, she'll love you like no other, she'll make sure you know it.she respects her man, aint no one gonna talk shit about him without getting killed. let her know you love her, never let her go, if you do you'll never move on or get over her
a girl who is very smart but disguises it with procrastination and laziness toward intellectual stuff. quiet and shy if you dont know her, but shes really nice, sweet, kind, generous hilarious,hyper, extremely ADD, and even more sexy. shes a dancer great in bed, or car, or wherever.Simone is... HOT, she has beautiful eyes, the sweetest most adorable smile, and everything in between;)
when you got her, she'll love you like no other, she'll make sure you know it.she respects her man, aint no one gonna talk shit about him without getting killed. let her know you love her, never let her go, if you do you'll never move on or get over her
she's a Simone
by mzjam January 8, 2014
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A Nazi general of the third regiment responsible for the deaths of over 10,000 Jewish children. It is belived that his sheer ruthlessness was what caused Hitler's suicide
by Simoney$$ November 27, 2018
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Like tabarnak but when you are not allow to sware.
Like tabarnak but when you are not allow to sware.
by Paul_P May 28, 2006
Get the simonac mug.(N.) A faux Fitness Guru who is really an amateur WWe Wrestler who insults Fat Americans and tries to convince (and sometimes threaten) them to buy his overly pricey "Simon System" Weight Loss Products. (Guaranteed Results in 90 Days Flat! Or Your Money Back!) (He's in leagues with that jeans bitch, Natalia! It's Publicity Stunt Insanity in 2004!)
by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004
Get the Simon Dean mug.When you watch gay porn and unload into your crusty 10 year old sock. To keep your secret you post on Facebook an anti gay status.
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Person: hey Simon, i heard you went out on the weekend.
Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!
a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.
Person: so you went alone to a movie
Simon: ............yes
Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!
a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.
Person: so you went alone to a movie
Simon: ............yes
by The A Man March 30, 2005
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