fooli shoaf

You're a retard.

Hurry up fooli shoaf!

by Bill Dill mill January 17, 2009

Woofty Scoofty

Pulling the wool over one's eyes
The old switcheroo
Zigging instead of zagging, or vice versa

I thought that prick was gonna take care of this piece of business for me. You gave me the old woofty scoofty ya prick ya!

by Stiltch June 30, 2011

moo-shoo

The act of "shoo-ing" a person(s) using the sound typically associated with a certain farmyard animal, the cow. Instead of saying "shoo", used to express ones desire for the target to leave, the user says "moo". Although it is typically used in a jovial manner, it can be insulting depending on a)its delivery, such as an angry shout
b)the target, such as a person so large they could in fact be confused with a cow

Example 1: You briefly leave your seat only to return and find a friend utilizing your sitting spot.

You : Thats my seat man
Friend : I know but you left to get me a drink
You : Exactly i was doing you a fav... oh ffs "mooooo"!

Example 2: A fat kid you don't really know is listening in on you and your friend whilst you are conversating.

You :....and then we'll probably just go straight to the club?
Friends : Yeah sounds good but what about *insert friends name*... he doesn't have I.D...
Fat Kid: Oh are you guys going to that club, i've been there gazzilions of times it's just thriling isn't it.
You & Friends: ...who the hell? *moo moo moo*

The act of shooing using the word *moo*, hence, moo-shoo

by Francis Xavier Desmond Veloso Duffy February 22, 2008

Shoob

The boob part of your shirt, the part of your shirt covering your boob. Applies mainly to females.

Emily spilt chocolate fondue on her shoob. Abby had insufficient shoob. Don't touch my shoob!

by furniture not boy February 20, 2009

Shoefie

A picture of someone's shoes, often used for the soul purpose of Like Fishing.

*Note* Frequent Shoefie's can be an early sign of simple-bitch syndrome, if you or any others present symptoms of S.I.M.P.L.E please report it to the CDC immediately.

Dan - "Did you guys see kate's Shoefie? I'm worried she is going simple on us!"

by BraveMart September 28, 2014

Shoob

Shitty Doob, a joint made from anything other than cannabis, eg, a bottle of mixed spices bought from a local super market in despiration.

Chris: Man, i ran out of weed so now im on the damn shoobs again :(

Everyone else: Bad scene man

by Capta1n January 25, 2008

shoo

A replacement for the word "shit" in times when saying "shit" will result in trouble. Or just a replacement for shit.

Person A: "Today I found out I was adopted."
Person B: "Ohh shoo, sucked in mannnn"

by Shervin B April 12, 2006