the weird tunnels under Seattle that you’ve heard existed but really don’t want to spend money on a tour to see.
by Seattle rat burger November 10, 2020

When a woman sits on a man's face who has a beard and he eats her out until she cums all over his face like the rain in Seattle.
by Spaulding81 July 6, 2019

by Napalm in the Morning April 13, 2014

The act of going from being mild mannered successful desk jockeys by day, to righteous party gods by night. One cannot simply impede someone who has achieved Seattle drunk but merely hope to contain them.
Guy 1: Dude i got so hammered last night
Guy 2: Oh yea? But did you get Seattle drunk?
Guy 1: Lol F*ck no, I only had like 8 shots & 10 beers. Im only flesh & blood...
Guy 2: Oh yea? But did you get Seattle drunk?
Guy 1: Lol F*ck no, I only had like 8 shots & 10 beers. Im only flesh & blood...
by The Trufe August 11, 2014

A variation of the Seattle Slapjack. Two masturbate facing each other. Upon ejaculation rub the semen into your palm and slap the other person across the face. The first person to slap the other wins.
Guy 1: Hey you trying to get in a Seattle Showdown?
Guy 2: Not right now my girlfriend is coming over.
Guy 1: Dude you're not doing anything else.
Guy 2: Fuck it. Your place or mine.
Guy 2: Not right now my girlfriend is coming over.
Guy 1: Dude you're not doing anything else.
Guy 2: Fuck it. Your place or mine.
by suckittrebeck4 August 23, 2012

by Antman and the cock July 19, 2019

by wetnutnigga69 May 21, 2017
