Pee Seal 

When one is drinking alcohol and goes to the bathroom then needs to go every 5 minutes or so.

Person 1: Damit, I really shouldn't have pee'd yet.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I just broke my pee seal, now I need to go every five minutes.

Pee Seal by peemaster December 29, 2011

ghetto seal

A rarely seen black aquatic sports competitor.

Did you see how fast that ghetto seal swam his leg of the 4x100? He was so fast and smooth he looked like an oil slick!

ghetto seal by CoonTastic July 23, 2014

Chonky seal 

There isn’t much to explain about this, It is literally a Chonky seal, a pillow you hug and it takes your life problems away. Seal very Chonky

Mum: “What size Chonky seal should I buy for you?”
Me: “Yes”

Chonky seal by Chonkyseallover December 28, 2020

saber-toothed seal 

A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.

The saber-toothed seal's only natural enemy is the frost grizzly.

saber-toothed seal by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015

Pop a seal 

pop a seal of a codeine bottle for lean

Popularized by Travis Scott

I top a, Pop a pill, pop a seal to forget about ya - la flame

Pop a seal by bullhorn559 March 18, 2019

inserting the seal team 

masturbating into the toilet, perfomed by a man. usually the term is used by marines.

wew, just got done inserting the seal team

inserting the seal team by dj311 January 30, 2007

Navy SEAL 

The fewer, the prouder, the braver

There are marines, but then there are Navy SEALs

Navy SEAL by udt2015 September 15, 2009