Scratch The Donkey

A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation

Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"

Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"

by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011

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scratch-harming

where one scratches at their skin till it bleeds. Where one scratches under their long hair and produces a red irritated area. Usually done by self-harmers who are less self-confident to do wrist or thigh cuts.

I can't go to the hair-stylist because i scratch-harm.
I can't pull up my hair on my side because then people will discover I am currently scratch-harming.

by almostEMOgirl,almostNOT May 17, 2015

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B-scratch

Another word for bitch. Used when in the company of people who the word "bitch" is not appropriate. From B-itch to B-scratch.

My kid's teacher is a B-scratch.

by B .R. Eastman June 30, 2009

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Scratch and Fetch

To scratch and fetch is to find any food you have in your house when you’re too lazy to cook and/or too broke to order pizza.

These ‘scratch and fetch’ foods may include:
-sandwich
-toastie
-eggs and chips
-nuggets
-beans on toast
-cereal
-canned soup Etc.

Chelle- “It’s a scratch and fetch night tonight. Might just have some beans.”

by ItchyPupil February 3, 2020

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