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Scratch The Donkey

A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation
Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"

Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"
by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011
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scratch-harming

where one scratches at their skin till it bleeds. Where one scratches under their long hair and produces a red irritated area. Usually done by self-harmers who are less self-confident to do wrist or thigh cuts.
I can't go to the hair-stylist because i scratch-harm.
I can't pull up my hair on my side because then people will discover I am currently scratch-harming.
by almostEMOgirl,almostNOT May 17, 2015
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B-scratch

Another word for bitch. Used when in the company of people who the word "bitch" is not appropriate. From B-itch to B-scratch.
My kid's teacher is a B-scratch.
by B .R. Eastman June 30, 2009
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Scratch and Fetch

To scratch and fetch is to find any food you have in your house when you’re too lazy to cook and/or too broke to order pizza.

These ‘scratch and fetch’ foods may include:
-sandwich
-toastie
-eggs and chips
-nuggets
-beans on toast
-cereal
-canned soup Etc.
Chelle- “It’s a scratch and fetch night tonight. Might just have some beans.”
by ItchyPupil February 3, 2020
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binge scratching

Continually buying and scratching scratch tickets, despite loosing hundreds of dollars.
by crazyjoe321 October 18, 2013
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Chicken Scratch

1. an insulting, little amount of money
The bar wanted our band to play 3 hours for chicken scratch. We turned it down.
by sbs1890 November 2, 2021
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Scratch Paper

Someone who has an obsessive amount of tattoos that cover their body and have no meaning.
you: did you see her new tattoo?
me: which one? she's a scratch paper.
by SCOUPZ October 11, 2019
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