Angry Scottish Pirate.

Similar to an Angry Pirate, but haggis plunder would also be involved.

So, the male would in this order :

1. Cum in the female's eye.
2. Kick her in the shin.
3. Plunder her Haggis while she hobbles around angry.
"I was around Hannah's house the other day, so I came in her Eye, Kicked her in the shin and then proceeded to Plunder Her Haggis."
"That's an awesome Angry Scottish Pirate."
by Epic Sheep. July 18, 2009
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scottish vacuum of charm

A great swirling vortex of charm that surrounds Scottish people. Apparently, everyone in Scotland is *that* charming.
Introduced to us on Jan. 16, 2008 on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and James McAvoy -- apparently to two least charming Scottish people in all of Scotland.
Craig Ferguson: What would you classify as real sex?
James McAvoy: Would you like me to show you?
-laughter-
James McAvoy: Do you know what that was? That was the scottish vacuum of charm!
by Kat Angela Hugins March 25, 2008
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A Black Scottish Cyclops

Some scrumpy swilling demolitions expert from Ullapool.
Demoman: "Im A Black Scottish Cyclops, They've got more fucking sea monsters in the great Loch Ness than they got the likes of me.."
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Scottish Moon Pie

When a redhead proceeds to bust a fat one inside of his pasty white, eggshell-colored girlfriend.
Can't believe Tyler gave me a scottish moon pie last night. I'm diabetic!
by AeroEnzo December 13, 2021
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Scottish Garlic Bread

The act of seasoning one's penis with exotic herbs and spices in preparation for a blowjob. This technique is believed to make the penis more appetizing to the giver of the blowjob as well as more nutritional. Common ingrediants include, but are not limited to: salt, pepper, nutmeg, and garlic, from which the act derives its name.
Allison: Hey Jess, what's that I smell on your breath?

Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!

Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?

Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 27, 2009
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scottish rugburn

1.a sexual side affect from the great friction of having sex on rough carpet, usually to the man who lays on the floor while the other man pounds him from above, because it is strictly homosexual it is therefore scottish.

2. a rugburn given to you by a scottsman
"poor damien, I gave him a really bad scottish rugburn last night"
by mysteryman16 May 18, 2006
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Scottish Bottle Rocket

Occurs when a man has sex after an extended period of abstinence, usually several decades, which causes an abnormally large build-up of sperm. This long dry spell and accumulation of semen causes the sex itself to last for around three seconds, similar in duration to a bottle rocket. Following the ejaculation, a distant popping noise can be heard if one listens carefully.
Ursula: Hey, Olga, didn't you say you were leaving to have sex with Billy?

Olga: I did, it was amazing.

Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible?

Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009
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