Scottish coffee

A perversion of Irish coffee enjoyed by certain Russian girls who did not realize that there is a difference between Irish Whiskey and Scotch, or even between an Irishman and a Scot.

Olga ordered asked for J&B in her Irish whiskey. We christened it as Scottish Coffee.

by jhhhcentruian September 22, 2005

Scottish Facial

When playing Gears of War 2 on Xbox Live a beast named Scottish33 downs you and curbstomps you.

Kid 1: Dude how was gears?
Kid 2: Cool but this Scottish33 kid kept stomping me.
Kid 1: Aw dude, he gave you the scottish facial?
Kid 2: Ya...

by Scottish33 December 23, 2008

Scottish Waxing

For males: Waxing your testicles only.

For females: Waxing only anus and perineum.

"Wow Roddy, your balls feel so smooth on my face, like a wee tike's."

"Aye, that's a fresh Scottish Waxing for ya."

by buttcircus May 1, 2012

scottish taco

To masturbate with a tortilla shell while wearing a kilt.

I went to Scotland and saw a man making a Scottish taco!

by College Student March 28, 2015

Scottish Missile

shooting your load up into the air and then ducking under the slop so it lands on your back.

" I hope those cameras are on, 'cuz I'm about to Scottish Missile myself."

by beeverman April 30, 2015

Scottish Fillet

You insert a fist into the anus and extend your fingers as though to give a high-five. You the rotate your hand 90 degrees, close your fingers back into a fist, then remove the hand.

"Yo, dude! I broke my thumb last night giving your mom the Scottish Fillet!"

by sin(π) September 12, 2015

scottish sweater

When youre jacking off while on your back and you vomit onto your chest.

My mom walked in while I was jerkin it and it scared me so badly that I gave myself a scottish sweater.

by The most putrid of poptarts February 10, 2017