tumblr science

The factual-style presentation of obviously untrue facts on the micro-blogging website tumblr.

"Wow, it says here that every time you die in a dream, you actually die in a different dimension!"

"That sounds like tumblr science to me."

by Acatalepsy December 8, 2013

Internet Scientist

Someone who constantly gets into arguments with theists on the Internet and then uses science as a basis for their argument despite having no scientific knowledge other than google searches. They also tend to see themselves as intellectually superior despite having a liberal arts degree.

Internet scientist: you believe in god? HA! God doesn't exist, you uneducated idiot
Theist: I have a Biology degree

Internet scientist: stop forcing your religion down my throat!

by Švelton November 6, 2015

Pocket science

Accumulation of money in ones pocket, through hypotheses of focused thought vibrations, and daily life experiments

Rocket science dulls in comparison, when valued against the trials of pocket science

by C.B.DaGeneral May 9, 2017

a scientific study shows that

The starting sentence to instantly makes your sentence real or believable.

A scientific study shows that ur mom gay.

by BATMN every day December 12, 2018

Hillbilly Science

Data supported by dem boys. Often regarding ballistics, vehicular modification, or alcohol consumption.

"Cut out a .410 shell and put in arrow in that sumbitch and man you'd be surprised by the fps."

"That's Hillbilly Science"

by junksniffer45 December 27, 2019

Bronx Science

When the guy desperately copying homework in the hallway is an ISEF finalist, the girl vaping in the back of english has a 1600, and the kid skipping school to play valorant has a full ride to Cornell

1: Hey did you hear about that Bronx science kid who won a national debate tournament
2: yea he’s my weed dealer

by EatThickDicks January 26, 2022

i love you like 10th grade science class

a phrase: means there is much love and chemistry between the two lovers.

guy: "i love you, do you love me?"
girl: "well i love you like 10th grade science class..."
guy: "huh, why 10th grade science class?"
girl: "there's so much chemistry."
guy "o-got it.well, I love you like 11th grade science class."
girl :"physics?"
guy: "ya, there's so much potential."
(guy and girl make out like 9th grade science class, biology-life or creating it)

by Kevin N' Kyle and Company June 11, 2005