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Scene surfer

Urban chameleons. These are the kids you'll see at a rave one night and a punk show the next. They blend in with every crowd, although are not completely accepted by all. Known for being really intelligent and beautiful, although not necessarily in the mainstream sense. NOT HIPSTERS. There's like fifteen or sixteen per town.
A: I saw that kid at the {generic punk band name} show last night! What's he doing going to a jazz club?
C: He's a scene surfer.
by istudyripcity June 23, 2012
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scenario 3

Scenario 3 is a Blow Job performed as last resort after your imagined or projected sequence of events, especially any of several detailed plans or possibilities have failed.
After going through Scenarios 1 and 2 and failing to close the sale, CJ resorted to Scenario 3 in order to seal the deal.
by Bango1 February 9, 2017
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Scenario fucker

A scenario fucker is a person who chooses his/her sexual partners by whether the situation ads some spice to the sex.

1. Scenario: The boy is from African descent and the girls parents (or even the girl) is racist towards his kind, so the guy will gladly put off his time to bang this girl in her parents bedroom, because the scenario just ads way more excitement to the sex then having sex with some other random girl which he doesn't know much about.

They usually have their favorite scenarios but are constantly after new challenges with new plots. The situation will always be the undertone to the orgasm.

2. Scenario: A guy gets women through tinder to come over for a meal, without them knowing he puts laxatives in their food so that they will shit in his bathroom, while they shit he will walk in naked and do a Louis C.K. (jerking off in front of someone)
Joe: Did you hear what Mike did yesterday?
Steven: What did he do now?
Joe: He banged another one of his ex's girlfriends in the McDonald's bathroom
Steven: Why in the McDonald's bathroom?
Joe: He said that's where he met his ex for the first time, I guess he gets off by the thought of banging her friends there.
Steven: God, he's such a scenario fucker. At least he stopped having elevator sex by ringing the alarm and trying to finish off before the elevator technician can get the doors open again...
Joe: Oh no, he still does that.
by Lars-Veklestad November 1, 2018
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Scenario Nut

The instance when you masturbate to a scenario that occurred earlier. Your mind manipulates the situation, and you imagines the way it could’ve gone. The ejaculation usually feels very good.
“Today when I saw that cute girl in a swim suit during health, I thought about it later and busted a scenario nut thinking about how I could have fucked her.”
by abcdefgnow March 16, 2019
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Asian scene

A commotion or scuffle when individuals or parties fight to pay the bill.
Mr. Chang: Oh let me get this one.
Mr. Lee: No, no. You paid last time, it's my turn.
Mr. Chang: Back off son or I'm about to start an Asian scene.

Put away wallet Xue Ling or mama will make Asian scene!
by J5T June 13, 2011
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Tough Scene

When you're 0-5 in fantasy football then your first round pick gets replaced.
Lev Bell just signed with the chiefs and now Clyde Edwards-Helaire is getting replaced. That's a tough scene.
by SandGeneral October 15, 2020
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Wet Paper Bag Scenario

Davidisom - this strike is like the wet paper bag scenario - Useless
by davidism1 August 9, 2022
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