Sasquatch

A person is BIGGER and BULKIER than yourself. You know that if you got into a fight with them, one swing of a fist would crack your skull open like an egg. You also know that if they sat on you (intentionally or accidentally, i don't judge) would flatten every single bone in your body. They also highly lower your self esteem because they are clearly bigger and bulkier than you. These specimens are the kinds of people we all aspire to be, but who we know we can't.

*you and a friend are standing in the lunch line*
*a big man named William Davis cuts you*
Your Friend:Can you believe this, a freakin Sasquatch jst cut u-
*you silence him before the beast hears, saving both of your lives*

by nb.Harris4 December 7, 2018

Sasquatch

1) A large, bi-pedal, ape-like creature that has eluded delusionals for decades.
2) A term used for something unfindable.

1) I think I saw one of them sasquatches out in the woods!
2) Benjamin tried to find his car keys, but eventually he had to give up and declare them "sasquatch".

by Professor Ross E. Frop February 5, 2013

Sasquatch Apparel

Steezin' Clothing.

myspace.com/sasquatchskierappco

Is that Sasquatch Apparel?

Most definitely is Sasquatch Apparel.

by Benji5150 March 22, 2009

Sasquatch plunder

Where you shave your pubes and put them in someone's bum so the poo is hairy

Bro 1: I totally did a PHAT sasquatch plunder last night

Bro 2: what about me broseph

Bro 1: maybe next time lil jit

by Jimbooojames August 10, 2024

Sasquatching

The act of mutually masturbating with Sasquatch while you both are hanging from nooses.

Author Robert Kirkman plans on moving up north and Sasquatching with Bigfoot.

by Jesusofpaign December 10, 2011

Sasquatch

Also known as Bigfoot it is very hairy and weighs around 420 tons. No one has ever caught a Sasquatch but there has been some reports of seen Sasquatch's. Also hairy and ugly people are usually called Sasquatch's.

I found the Sasquatch!
Geez that person is such a Sasquatch.

by Bsnabsbsn February 20, 2017

salty Sasquatch

When you cram a miniature Sasquatch figurine in her ass and push it in further with your dick

The other day I picked up a street Walker and gave her a salty Sasquatch.

by SaltySasquatch March 28, 2024