Sapiosexual

This word’s usage seems to be strictly limited to women’s online dating profiles. In modern American hyper-materialistic culture anyone wealthy is presumed or deemed intelligent and their net worth is thought to be a measure of that, somehow. These women are not attracted to intelligence but superficial appearances. Thus, sapiosexual is primarily used disingenuously to signify that minor physical shortcomings might be excused for a wealthy gent. See related: gold digger, spoiling, and sugar daddy/baby.

Dog mom. Gym. Sapiosexual. Sushi. Wine.💃🏼

by 1stOfAll August 17, 2019

Sapiosexual

A women with an IQ less than her weight in kilograms.

How come sapiosexuals are always fat? Because they eat too much and exercise too little.

by Pussy Melter August 31, 2018

sapiosexual

The way nerds believe sex is.
sapiens=smart

I only look for really smart sex partners, therefore, I´m a sapiosexual.

by notsapiosexual October 29, 2015

sapsford

Sapsford is a secretion that is left after the occurrence of intercourse of the three legged snazelpuss spotted frog, generally located in Essex.

Green in colour, toxic to the touch also numbered to be the 4th worst smell in the world and has the texture of mushy pees. However when released by the gay snazelpuss frog it is stated to have a rather pleasant odour of sap from a tree, hence the origin of its name, Sapsford.

by Lavanta tamsin July 24, 2006

saps

To mess up your chances of hooking up with someone by acting foolish at the last second.

"I had her in my bed but then I told her I just wanted a physical relationship and she took off." "Wow, you sure saps that one up."

by jason July 11, 2003

saps

SAPS: an acronym for Severe Affective Paranoia Syndrome. The prime symptom of SAPS patients is that they are irrationally and unreasonably anxious about low risk threats and tend to not consider much higher risk situations.

"SAPS patients tend to live in gated communities, drive SUV's, and buy anthrax insurance." or, "This SAPS mother gave her daughter a cell phone so she could contact her in case of disaster, but never allowed her out into the real world so that she could learn to note risky situations in advance and thus avoid disaster."

by D.B. Cameron October 6, 2003

Sapiosexual

Someone who would fuck a whale if they find it intelligent enough

She’s sapiosexual, intelligent dogs are her thing

by Wakandaforeva May 9, 2018