Naked Sailor

Adv. The act of having sexual intercourse without a condom.

I took her back to my place and gave it to her naked sailor.

by 34670909765vdsynfd246 July 8, 2011

Optical Sailor

One who has extensive knowledge in the optical field and swears like a sailor.

"Did you hear the mouth on that Dave Evans?"

"Yeah, he knows his optics though."

"No doubt, a real Optical Sailor, that one."

by Dash the Fnordi March 25, 2008

Smooth Sailor

An alcoholic beverage consisting of TaB (a diet cola popular in the 80's), bourbon, and garnished with a wedge of lime. Ideal drink to consume while listening to the smooth sounds of late 70's and early 80's yacht rock.

I like to enjoy a smooth sailor while piloting my boat and listing to Christopher Cross songs, but damn it's hard to find TAB!

by stereoagnostic June 16, 2011

curse like a sailor

you curse well and alot.
cursing with a lot of exoerience

Today I overheard Velma's son, Tommy, curse like a sailor

by Anthony M C. June 26, 2008

Cock Sailor

A woman who figuratively sails an ocean of cock, but in realistic terms is simply a cock-loving whore.

Much like the sailors of old she lives unto her own set of rules and superstitions (she shall take no cock that curves left on the odd days of the week as it shall bring bad luck).

Much like the sailor she understands the risks and rewards of sailing the ocean of cock and thus accepts that which Fate may place before her (like Chlamydia) with no ill-will but rather the mindset that it is as it must be.

Not to be confused with Cock Pirate.

"She loved the cock, craved the cock in fact. So much of her time was spent in thought, pursuit and domination of the cock that she saw herself adrift in an ocean of cock with nothing to guide her from port to port but her abilities as a Cock Sailor."

by Ernest Saves Hemmingway April 1, 2009

Nebraska Sailor

A person in charge of a boat or vessel who has no experience other than the training they received to fill the position they are in. Straight from the farm to the helm. Inexperienced boater. One who took the orientation course from the dealer and headed for the bay. Many young Navy and Coast Guard coxswains or deck officers fit this description until they get some miles under their keel.

Keep your wits about you, there's a lot of Nebraska Sailors on the water today.

by Kris Jensen February 5, 2008

slippery sailor

1. Extremely drunk. Usually in such a way that you're all wobbly at the knees and doing your best to stand up. Akin to a sailor on a ship deck being washed with large waves during rough seas doing his best to stay on his feet.

"He was so bloody pissed last night he was doing the slippery sailor!"

by Jay Kaufman July 20, 2007