rusty hook

The rusty hook occurs when the length of the index finger is inserted into the anus, extracted and placed on the inside of someones mouth, thus hooking their cheek.

Randy gave me a nasty rusty hook today.

by Dale Jarret March 5, 2004

Rusty Tuesday

To stick ones penis in another persons ear.

"Did you hear what Drew did Corinne?"
"No, what?!?!?"
That fucker gave 'er a rusty tuesday when that bitch was shitfaced! Cheekey bastard...

by Aaron Costello January 17, 2008

Rusty Trombone

when a living organism administers raging anal domination through the tongue, or the closest cousin to the tongue, while simultaniously and strategically administering a jerkdown on a penis of the anal domination recipient. side effects include clearing of the testicles, and a squeaky clean delicious ass.

That is a nice monkey you have there. I hear he plays a mean rusty trombone. how much?

by Hilznack October 4, 2005

Rusty Tumbler

Someone who is sexually inexperienced and awkward in sexual situations.

"Last night i was at the bar and this Rusty Tumbler wouldn't leave me alone!"
"Oh Yeah? Well your girlfriend said your a Rusty Tumbler."

by PeteMerrill May 3, 2009

rusty hoof nugget

a piece of menstrual scab that has fallen from the large womans (who resemebles a bovine) nappy hatchet wound

Lil Terrance: Did you bring pepperoni pizza again for lunch?

Philippe: nope, just some dough covered in rusty hoof nuggets, call me silly....but I likes me some of dem

Lil T: Sharesees?

by cornfritter December 21, 2010

Musty Crusty Rusty Dusty

MCRD (Short For Musty Crusty Rusty Dusty) Means Something That Is Expressing More Dirty And Unhygienic . This Slang Phrase Or Word Comes From People Who Are Part Of Funny Stuff On Social Media. MCRD Is Expected To Be Funny To Some People But The Rhymes Are The Job.

"you see this quite old innit yeah"

"of course bro its Musty Crusty Rusty Dusty"
"Hahahahhaha this joke never ends"

by Bleddy Drills January 11, 2021

the rusty trombone

a complicated sexual maneuver where the woman is on her knees while the male is standing up. the woman is behind the man licking his butthole while reaching her arms under his legs and consecutively jerking him off.

The rusty trombone sure felt good last night.

by #vaginemerker69 December 2, 2017