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Rule 1129

Rule 1129 states that anything and everything can exist on the online shopping site Aliexpress. Doesn't matter how ridiculous or obscure, as long as you can think of it, it will most definitely be sold on Aliexpress.

'1129' comes from converting the letters in "A", "l", and "i" into its corresponding ordinal number of the Alphabet.
Dude 1: Tf, apparently Aliexpress is a treasure trove for furry costumes
Dude 2: That's nothing compared to what I had found one time. I was bored out of my mind so I looked up gold toilet on Aliexpress and actually found this insane fancy toilet made of 24K gold!!! And it sold for like two grand.
Dude 3: Damn, that's some rule 1129 right there
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rule 101

If your are ugly you do not exist.
"Dude" -Im an ugly stupid emo faggot!
"Other dude" - No need to worry, by rule 101 you do not exist
by John F. Ucking Smith June 10, 2008
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Rule 139

Rule 139 - All Trump supporters have D.A.P (Dry Ass Pussy)
Female Trumpie - "Trump will always be my president!"
Educated person - "I can smell your D.A.P from here bitch. Don't forget rule 139."
by Kurapikas_Property December 31, 2020
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Rule 100 of the internet

Gay will not be tolerated.
Bruce Jenner: Look I'm a girl because feelings > facts
Our Lord and Savior Ben Shapiro: Rule 100 of the internet libtard
by Honkler November 30, 2018
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[Rule 11]

This rule is also known as "The International Rule of Dibs". Used to claim any tangible object in question. The only way to counter this rule is to call "Next's".(see Rule 17)
Guy1:"Rule 11."
Guy2:"You can't call 'Dibs' its ours. We called for it!"
Guy1:"Yea I can. Rule 11. See, I just did again."
by Van113 March 1, 2009
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Rule 14127

Rule 14127, Clearly States that, In Meetence of A Man With the Number 14127, Tatooed On the Underside of his Right Arm, You WILL Show That Man Respect, and Listen to All He Has to Say. Because that Man Will Be The Smartest, Most Profound, Street Wise, and Nature Aware Person that You Will Ever Meet. And If You Show Him Disrespect, he Will Harm you in More Way's You Thought Possible.
Bob: (see's man with tat, show's him respect, and is allowed to keep breathing)
Steve: (see's man with tat, and brushes him off. and who's face is then aquainted with the pavement.)
Bob: "Dude, Should Have Brushed up On Your Knowledge of Rule 14127."
by £Ø§Ð July 9, 2009
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rule 106

dweeb 1: dood let's go to the comic shop for more hentai
dweeb 2: rule 106
dweed 1: for fucksake which one is that?

girl: rule what? ferengi masturbation code? dweebs!
by toolie April 18, 2012
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