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rubber duck

1. Floating pool or bath toy
2. In amateur radio, a rubber coil antenna usually found on handheld radios and portable rigs
3. In military training, a fake rifle used for movement drills and ceremony
1. She took the rubber duck and made it squeak by squeezing it.
2. I threw away the shitty rubber duck on my handheld radio and bought a whip antenna.
3. Put all the rubber ducks in the back of the truck and bring it over to the field.
by bleb October 21, 2005
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rubber jonny

A condom of any type.
Haha, I just got some glow-in-the-dark rubber jonny's.
Lend me a rubber jonny, mate...
by Phil T. August 20, 2006
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Funk rubber

A person who insists upon rubbing their funk on everything as a means of feeling powerful and/or important.
My boss is such a funk rubber - always getting involved but contributing nothing.
by Suffering in silence February 6, 2014
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Rubber Rider

great the local rubber rider showed up at the skatepark, everyone get ready to be snaked
by TattyM July 28, 2021
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Rubber Dumpy

Can you pass me my rubber dumpy? I’m already in the bath and forgot it.
by Big tall guy February 9, 2022
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Rubber Dicked

Originally a military slang term to indicate when a superior starts an apparently friendly conversation only to assign some crappy job duty to you.

It has expanded in general use to indicate anytime someone is nice to with the sole intention of screwing you over. It is particularly appropriate for describing when someone is the victim of a "long con" or when you get burned so dramatically that it leaves no doubt that the person who did it thoroughly planned to do so.

It comes from the idea of a husband who can't (or won't) have sex with his wife turning out the lights and screwing her with a rubber dick in the dark.
Boss: Did you see the playoff last night? Man that was some game!
Peon: Yeah, pretty exciting.
Boss: We're having a few people over tomorrow to watch the final. Do you have any plans?
Peon: No, I was probably just going to go to a sportsbar to catch the game.
Boss: Good, then you won't mind working a double shift.

I really thought Bill was doing me a favor by offering to watch my house while I was on vacation, but he just rubber dicked me because I got back and all my stuff was gone.
by Jack Bard August 26, 2013
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rubber sucky

A blowjob given with a condom on. Keeps the messy on the down low.
"Wow dude, how'd you not ruin your seat leather from that bj?"

"It was a rubber sucky"
by THERUBBER_DUCKY January 27, 2014
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