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paper route

1. The hair pattern of a black person with exceptionally kinky or nappy hair where the scalp shows between the tight curls of hair. The exposed scalp is the paper route.
"Man, dude got a paper route!" Dan exclaimed as he watched a vintage Yaphet Koto movie.

'Dude got a paper route, kitchen, beedie bee's, peas AND buckshots" Bill said as everybody laughed hysterically.
by Chambana July 11, 2012
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route 9

Similar to the bostonian application. A road that connects the rich, stuck up, Loudoun County, Virginia to the sad, poor, Jefferson County, West Virginia. The Wst Virginians believe that this road belongs to them and want Virginia to expand it to Four lanes all the way to Washington D.C. The situation will neverr be fixed untill Jefferson county adopts some zoning laws, thus pushing the speeding, drunk driving, pedestrian slaughtering hicks deeper into coal territory. Or until Loudoun county requires teachers to teach in the state they live in.
That pich up truck rode my bumper for ten miles on route 9 before passing me on a double yellow.
by REV. Smitty February 23, 2005
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rosted

Roasted, toast, grilled, burned

Cooked by using dry heat over open fire, hot coal or ovan.

On the receiving end of a harsh ridicule, insult or criticism
"i feel like a rosted duck."

"he's totally rosted."
by happylittlepills December 15, 2008
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router

router rhymes with clam chowda!
by bryan November 27, 2004
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route 69

When 2 people, preferably a guy and girl, have 69 with the girl on the bottom. When he jizzums, he turns around in a sitting position with his butt on the girl's face. Then he wipes his asshole on her face to her chest, make route 69.
EWWWW! you did route 69 ith your mom?!
by OWF March 16, 2005
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route 66

During intercourse, it is the process of a person licking the clitoris of a woman and continuing to lick in between her breasts up to her chin and kissing her lips.
Gabriel: Dude, how did that wild chick go last night?

Mark: It was totally awesome, I gave her a Route 66!

Gabriel: Whoa, high road or low road?

Mar: Only one road I'm taking!
by acezach September 23, 2016
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The T.Routely

Popular sexual variation of the position 69 in which hermaphrodite gives a man a rim job as she gets eaten out while on her period. When finished, the man then shits in her mouth, jumps up, spits her period blood on her and shouts "Fuck off!"
Popularized by underground sexual role players that got bored with "normal" sex.
A: Man, I met up with that Taylor chick from Rue 21, it was crazy!
B: Oh yeah, what happend?
A: I gave her the T.Routely!
B: Aw, shit man. Nice!
by Rp4realz August 28, 2010
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