Roffle

Often used in a tongue-in-cheek way, roffle means to be in hysterics. It comes from the internet acronym ROFL, which stands for rolling on the floor laughing. Similar to lollers.

"Oh my god, that show was so funny. I roffled for about 10 minutes when he made that joke about the fat guy."
"Ess Tee Eff Yoo"

by James Bond 007 April 29, 2006

Sex On The Roof

a drink like sex on the beach but with an import beer instead of vodka...quite tasty

i had a sex on the roof...for that tangy hops taste.

by Rolod July 3, 2005

the roof is on fire

we should probably leave the building, no?

Ahhh! Run away! The roof is on fire!
Yeah man, the roof is on fire!
NOO! The roof is on fire!!!!
OH! The roof is on fire!

by Halycondrop June 7, 2004

Roof Job

a roof job is when a chick lays on her back on a bed or coach or other similar surface (preferrably butt ass naked) with her head hanging over the edge. the dude then straddles her head, grabs her by her hair and/or ears, shoves his cock into her mouth and begins to bang for all he's worth - effectively knocking the shingles off the roof of her mouth

SECOND DEFINITION
when a considerably tall man gets a considerably short girl to get on her knees and suck his cock. the necessity of the short girl to stretch her head and neck in the upward position to reach the cock achieves the same effect of the roof of her mouth getting the shit banged out of it. Let's not forget the hair, head, neck grabbing to get the appropriate amount of banging and gagging. :)

HOLLY SHIT JM, that was the best roof job i ever had. it knocked those pesky wisdom teeth out saving me a dentist appointment and i cant feel my chin anymore!!!! You think FEMA will cover THIS roof damage?!?!?!?

by jonmical October 14, 2004

roffledrive

refering to extrapolations of ROFFLECOPTER

10:52:57 >> Best song lyrics ever :-
10:53:24 >> what do you get when you kiss a guy...you get enough germs to catch pneumonia
10:53:38 >> and when you do he'll never phone ya!
10:53:46 << ROFL
10:53:47 >> ROFFLECOPTER
10:54:02 << Rofflejet!
10:54:13 >> ROFFLEROCKET
10:54:22 << rofflestarcruiser!
10:54:28 >> ROFFLEWARPDRIVE!
10:54:40 << Rofflelightdrive!
10:54:43 >> lol
10:54:49 << lol
10:54:52 >> ROFFLEQUANTUMDRIVE!
10:55:20 << ROFFLEblackholedrive!
....
11:21:17 << rofflewankdrive!
11:21:21 >> LOL
11:21:37 >> ROFFLEINFINITYDRIVE!
11:21:43 << innit
11:21:46 >> Hitchikers fTW
11:21:47 >> :D
11:21:58 << i kinda covered that with blackholedrive though
11:22:03 >> pfft
11:22:06 >> :P
11:22:13 << couldn't remember the word infinity!
11:22:21 >> I covered it with quantum drive
11:22:22 >> :P
11:22:33 << nah a quantum drive's a timedrive
11:22:47 >> nah a quantum singularity
11:22:50 >> is a black hole
11:22:51 >> :P
11:23:10 >> plageurist!
11:23:12 << but you didn't say singularity drive!
11:23:22 >> :P
11:27:18 >> rofl
11:26:03 << stfu i'm trying to copy/paste here
11:26:08 >> ?
11:26:16 >> lol
11:26:19 >> :x
11:27:39 << sorted
11:27:51 << edit is loving the roffledrives...

by ttransfer February 11, 2008

robofart

the horrible gas one receives after consuming large amounts of robitussin in order to get high

francis: oh man whats that smell?
Bruce: Oh sorry, i'm robotripping, but i also got the robofarts
Francis: Man those robofarts is nasty

by Rob E. Tussin October 15, 2009

Roofaffles

Something so funny it makes you pee your pants and crap out waffles.

"I roofaffled so hard I killed my aunt!"

by Lindsey March 22, 2005