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Romanian Rooster

While having sex in the doggie style position, on the pull out position you bang your head on the back of your partner, making the motion of a rooster pecking at corn.
Colton if you don't shut up i'm gonna romanian rooster your ass.
by dlc90 October 23, 2009
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rosterbating

The act of pleasuring one's genitals while thinking of or looking at your Fantasy Sports Team Roster.
"Got Montario Hardesty in the 6th.. chose that one purely based on name. Then went back, did some research and ooh"

"DUDE ARE YOU ROSTERBATING RIGHT NOW?"
by MJEFF October 3, 2011
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Robsten

The pairing of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in love and lustly matrimony. They are forever to be in love, and Micheal Anagarnoaodi can fuck his dog. He has acne.

Sky High is a slut.
by PEPPYLOOOOOOOO July 3, 2009
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Rooster Shield

A synonym to cock blocker. It could also be used as a great cock blocking technique.
Me to couple: Hey, hey, hey, guys what do you call a shield made up of roosters?
Couple: What? (getting pissed of)
Me: A COCK BLOCKER!!! Trololololololo
Rooster Shield=Cock Blocker
by Midgetman007 September 10, 2011
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grease rooster

When a person hasn't washed their hair in three or so days and the hair on their crown is greasy and sticking up like a rooster.
Ew, he needs to have a shower, look at that grease rooster happening on the back of his head!
by fictionisnttrue April 17, 2008
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Harry Roasters

Taken from JackSpeak - Sang used by HM Royal Navy, harry roasters is the longer version of roasters which means "hot".
Lookout: It's Harry Roasters out here today.
Able Crewman: Well it is since we got hit by that missile and the deck is on fire.
Lockout: Oh, did we? I missed that.
by Digitalnonsense October 19, 2008
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Putting socks on a rooster

To say that the task at hand is "like putting socks on a rooster" says that it is a very daunting and nearly impossible feat.
Getting all these kids to stand still while waiting for cake is "like putting socks on a rooster".
by Enigmanate November 25, 2015
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