ricardus

This guy is your local meme expert.

Studied memeology for 10 years, earning his PhD at Sheridan.
He is able, with 100% accuracy, to classify each meme presented to him as dank, good, or just plain bad.
His only weakness is that he can't make his own memes and resorts to editing videos in hopes that someday he will make it to the top of r/youtubehaiku.
Dates girls his age, but only if they look like they're 10.
Low key supporter of Hamas.

Low key has down syndrome.

Dude 1: hey man what do you think of this new pepe I made
Dude 2: Who do you think I am, some sort of Ricardus.

by George Gord December 18, 2016

Ricardo fever

Too...much...ricardo

Ugh ive got the ricardo fever im ded

by Ricardof April 20, 2019

Ricardo

In reality, possibly the most nicest black guy to meet.

On the internet, just another forced meme.

Person 1: Ey dawg, how ye doin'?
Ricardo: Doin' good. Just can't stand these fools who feel they need to annoy others how great I am.
Person 1: Yeah I feel ya homie. Can't stand fools like that.

by bumerhoomorr34 May 11, 2019

Ricardo

Usually Hispanic with brown eyes and black hair, very unsociable and shy, known as the quiet kid. very rarely makes the first move. Makes mistakes but doesn’t know how to get help to fix them. Has multiple interests, mostly in activities that let him express himself because it’s the only way he knows how to express himself. Usually, always the one getting left on sent/read. Most people won’t know the real Ricardo as he puts up a front to protect himself. Very loyal, once his heart is broken he will be broken forever until someone else helps him as he won’t reach out to others for help. A theater kid in heart and soul, he will try to act as if everything is fine and is happy when he is broken, never telling anyone his true feelings.

Person 1: IS THAT RICARDO???
Person 2: HI RICARDO
Ricardo: *waves*

Example 2
Person 1: Do you know Ricardo?
Person 2: The quiet kid?

Person 1: Yeah! He’s in theater and he is so much different when he goes onto the stage.

by Reallymydude May 3, 2022

the Rizzard of Oz

Used like "the Rizzler", but instead it's a pun on the Wizard of Oz. Can describe soneone who is said to have infinite rizz and gets a lot of game.

Jim tried to kiss Kayla yesterday thinking he was the Rizzard of Oz.

by OHSHEETSOFPAPER February 5, 2023

Ayaan the rizzard khan

Is a very sexy man very sexy he is so good at racing too. Like top 1% but his rizz is terrible like shambolic level rizz plus he gets no ladies the ladies he showed he were his cousins. Then he did a weird stare and decided to marry them - he said the sim city stare made him marry them but then he had children which was unnecessary now he’s calling them the rizzer and Adolfirizzard and the rizzard of buzz becuase hei magical powers were lost when he used his huge Pee pee. Please read this and understand how sexy but un rizzy this human specimen is. He has a big big big mind …. What were you thinking plus he likes big valumptious wome…. No that’s weird he likes cock —- yes he likes Nando’s 🫤

Ayyy ayyy ayyy ayaan the rizzard khan shush

by Shuuuush potato’s December 13, 2022

ricardo

ricardo likes big dicks and loves sunae webb

oh look its ricardo dosent he like big dicks?

by big cundviuer April 30, 2019