Barbwire Rickshaw

The giver wraps a PVC pipe in barbwire, then proceeds to brutally and painfully shove it up the receiver's rectum.

Nick: Gabe totally gave me the barbwire rickshaw last night.

Jon: Dude, are you alright?

Nick: Yeah dude, Gabe's pretty good at it.

Jon: I'm leaving.

by BostonBoss September 10, 2012

Outta Ranks

A very common phrase used throughout the ranks of the United States Army by Non-Commissioned Officers in charge and responsible for a certain amount of personnel (Soldiers). Typically the platoon sergeant of his or her own platoon will use this when reporting that a Soldier is not present for the first formation of the day, the accountability formation. An unaccounted for Soldier could be considered AWOL, injured or even possibly dead.

"One soldier, outta ranks"
~The Platoon sergeant

Typically followed by "I want counseling."
~The First sergeant

"Roger"
~The Platoon sergeant

~Yo, that zombie assault vehicle is hella outta ranks son!

~Anything pertaining to and totally awesome regarding all that is Outta Ranks...

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by outtaranks January 26, 2013

Sex on the roller rink

Something more expensive than Sex on the Beach

Heh! I would like a sex on the beach. Hope it's cheaper than sex on the roller rink

by tekboi94 March 15, 2011

come up through the ranks

Fig. to rise to a position of leadership by working up through the sequence of lower positions.

I come up through the ranks to become a corporate executive. The general came up through the ranks. There is no other way to become a general.

by Motanul13 December 29, 2015

flood the rink

Another round for the entire table.

Do you guys want another drink? Yes, flood the rink!

by Jones39 April 13, 2019

San Francisco ice rink

One man ejaculates on another ones hairy chest and let's it harden so it looks like an ice skating rink.

Justin gave Dennis a San Francisco ice rink.

by Otsego66 May 24, 2019

Lord of the Rings

Lord of the Rings is an amazing trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien. Lord of the Rings takes place in Middle Earth. Frodo Baggins is a Hobbit and he lives in Shire with his uncle, Bilbo Baggins. One day a grey wizard visits them and sends Frodo and his friends on a giant adventure, to save Middle Earth. In Hobbit his uncle, Bilbo finds a golden,powerful ring in the Misty Mountains while he was on an adventure with Gandalf, the wizard and the dwarves. Frodo needs to take the ring and throw it in the Mountain of Doom of Mordor where Sauron's eye rules. Will they make it alive? Or will someone die? Find out while watching the movies or reading the books!

I reccomend reading the books first and after watching the movies :)

This is a little summary of Lord Of The Rings

by selfpuffs September 1, 2019