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Lorf of the Rings

What you get when you spell Lord of the Rings wrong...like you just did dumbass.
Lorf of the Rings? Shut up i spelled it wrong...
by xxfallenzz25 July 27, 2010
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Ringosexual

Sexual preference, category.

You follow your main category, be it hetero-, homo- or some other-sexuality.

But you want to fuck Shiina Ringo (Japanese artist) anyway.

(Does not really apply to heterosexual men.)
Ping is ringosexual. Everybody knows that.
by Mugg July 14, 2007
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lord of the rings

1. a series of books written by JRR Tolkien.

2. a homosexual.

Origin: from lord, as in gaylord & ring, as in anus. Such a person belongs to the 'Fellowship of the Ring'.
"that bloke over there is very close to his male friend. He is blatantly a lord of the rings!"
by Ronny St Papps January 5, 2005
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ringing

When a (usually) male individual dons a mask, and exposes their private parts to a Ring doorbell camera system.
I was bored last Friday, so I dug out an old Halloween mask and ran around the neighbourhood ringing all the smart doorbell users.
by elpulpobastardo December 20, 2020
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ringspread

A ringspread is the act of bearing one's buttocks. Usually at any unsuspecting audience. Also known as Mooning but with an emphasised parting of arse cheeks . The ringspread can be modified to be a thirsty bulldog.
This is a true story. A passenger on a bus was going past a used car lot when he saw the salesperson extolling the virtues of some heap of shit car.
The passenger yelled out of the bus window to the folks in the car lot.
" Hey mate that car has an engine that is as good as this...(passenger in bus then bares his arse and pulls the arsecheeks apart ( the ringspread) much to the bewilderment of the salesperson and customer").

Other passengers such as myself roar laughing.
by Coitdog June 20, 2006
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ringlish

Type of english spoken by someone with a bad accent, often of a Chinese descent.
My instructor is nice, but sometimes I have trouble understanding his ringlish.
by nuther member April 22, 2008
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White rings

A white ring worn any finger of either hand symbolises that the wearer is a part of the lgbtqia+ community
The white rings on their finger shows that they are lgbtq
by The asexual June 1, 2021
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